Once upon a time there was a little worm. His name was john and he lived in a great big…
…Scrap heap. He had a caterpillar friend named steve and a…
box full of…
…air…
…ro. It was his favourite chocolate bar because of the bubbles in the chocolate which made him feel all…
… tingly inside. One day, john and steve learned that the scrap heap was going to be destroyed to make room for a …
Big mac and chips. That wouldn’t be as much fun at all. Maybe i should go and find…
… someone to explain how a a Big mac and chips got so flippin huge! …
…Luckily his friend burtie the beetle was able to explain that a big mac and chips would look huge to a little worm. This made john very selfconcies. He went…
So John was off to find the Scrap Heap Fairy to find some answers…
turns out the Scrap Heap Fairy had stock in McDonald’s and told John he could go straight to…
Mayor McCheese, who was in the pocket of…
… Frasier Crane…
whose alter ego was really Ronald McDonald. John didn’t know where to turn next so he…
contemplated suicide.
Luckily one of his many friends, Winston the earwig, was there to bring john to his senses. Afterwards John and Winston set out to find a new home. They got out onto the M29 when…
…a big, fat, hairy Momma spider invited them to…
come into her house where she had some nice fresh dirt and ear wax to eat. Little did John and Winston know, but big, fat, hairy Momma spider planned to…
…eat all of their brains. But since she couldn’t figure out which end of John was which…
She sat in unbarable baffledness for 17 and a half minutes untill her head exploded, sending John and co. tumberling into space, where they found…