Men will fuck warm mud. After they get off they may try to justify it.
Dammit. I confused Ellen’s wife with Ellen’s ex, the crazy one. Wossername. Anne Hesche, who dated men, then was seriously involved with Ellen, then married a guy.
My bad.
Yeah, so far as I know Portia de Rossi hasn’t yet claimed to be Jesus.
Hey, I’m all for drunk bi/curious guys, but we live in a country of 300 million people and thanks to Oprah it looks like every other guy is getting it on with the guys on Craigslist, but is that really true? If you’re looking for bi guys getting it on, I suppose that’s what you’ll see a lot of. Is it that common? I dunno.
Some of the ones I’ve seen are:
- Prostitutes. They’ll sell their body to other guys but think of themselves as straight.
- They are using straight to mean masculine. (which really pisses me off. Straight acting is the dumbest line ever invented.)
- It’s a fantasy. They want to pitch themselves as having “never done this before”.
- They’re sexually confused. Things like “you can blow me but no kissing because that’s gay”
Men who have sex with men are having gay sex. They may call themselves whatever they want, but if they’re doing it voluntarily, they are not being straight men. Look at all the bankers and financial industry guys who stole and committed fraud, but do no think they are thieves, when in fact they are ethically on the same plane as a shirtless guy waving a gun around in a convenience store. Same difference.
“And why,” the OP continued sadly, “aren’t they doing it with me?”
I should have known someone would get to it before me…
I think this is it exactly. Men who actually do not have any sexual attraction to other men identify as “straight,” not “str8,” which is how middle school girls talk.
AKA “situational homosexuality”.
Here’s a pretty good article from Spy magazine from 1993, before the adoption of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”.
“A submarine goes out with 120 men and comes back with 60 couples”
That old chestnut. These are guys. A submarine goes out with 120 men and sex is had approximately 15,000 times. Couples come back? Nah.
Sub goes out full of seamen, comes back full of semen?
Recycling.
Why do so many people eat so much and honestly wonder why they are overweight. Why do people not bother to look for work and wonder why they can’t get a job. Why do so many people think that everyone on food stamps is lazy? Why do people call Tiger Woods and Obama African American when Woods is just as much Asian as African American and Obama is just as much white as African American
It’s easier to deny or blame others than to admit to yourself something you don’t like.
And as others have pointed out you can be a little gay or a lot gay or exclusive. It’s not an all or nothing thing.
“Str8” is actually the third gayest way to say the word “straight,” after “THTRAY-ayyyyyyyt!” and “STRAIGHT” (spelled out using erect penises).
Also known as TomofFinland Bold.
That only comes in 72 point, btw.
All in favor of changing the name of this website to “The str8 Dope”?
Yeth!!