I swear that every time I sit down to peruse the boards,I have to get up to use th bathroom. Mr. Hankey would be proud.
By the time I get back I’m dis-connected. (I have webtv+)
What could the connection be?
Tsk, tsk … you should’ve gone before you came.
And webtv, IIRC, isn’t the most stable system. It often cuts off if it feels you’ve been inactive for a certain amount of time.
(Of course, now I use Netzero, which gives me the unsettling message that I am “about to be terminated” every 20 minutes or so.)
What ageless6 doesn’t know is that we secretly replaced his stash of desk side Hershey bars with Ex-lax brand laxative. Let’s see if he notices the difference
ageless6’s Sig Oth: “Funny age never takes a second dump at home.”
[sub]Warning: If you’ve never seen TV commercials from the 70’s, you will not understand any of this. Even if you have seen TV commercials from the 70’s, there’s no guarantee.[/sub]
Batty: I actually remember the commercial you are refering to. I have no idea why.
As to the OP. Talking to my Mom on the phone always works for me. Coincidence?
You wouldn’t sh!t me, would you?
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Nobody would shit you Zenster, you’re our favorite shit! 
Shoulda been favorite turd. :::slap:::
Jack, you’re right, it’s the crystals that make all the difference.
Jack Batty, that was hilarious!
ageless6, the connection is clear. You seek the SDMB as an aid in fighting ignorance. The first step is be sure that you’re not full of crap to begin with. If you sufficiently cleanse yourself of offending matter, you may continue to peruse the forums. The fact that your connection is usually broken means that you’re not trying hard enough. I’d suggest you eat more fiber.
Ask Homer. He’s our expert on all things fecal.
NO no no! You’re getting your bodily functions mixed up!