Straight Dope Dignitaries

If you’re listening Cecil, Ed, or Slug, we hope you’ll consider making a personal appearance at any of the SD gatherings personally in the works.

I’m with you on that as well…nudge, nudge

Ed: Possible, if he’s in the mood, and if there’s an honorarium attatched. The rest, forgheddaboutit!

Yer pal,

I heard that Cecil showed up at the Columbus, Ohio, shindig disguised as UncleBeer. They found the real Unk tied up in a closet the next morning.

That might explain the goat thing.