Straight Dope Remediation (Get In Here!)

I don’t remember a kid singing with Diana Ross.

Perhaps it was hidden with the harmonies.

Thank you. I’m hear all week. Try the Veal.

I think we don’t really have to worry until the Four Tops start blowing up abortion clinics.

Would that be a Temptation ?

Not in yo’ town. Only in mo’ town.

kabbes, re my comment about self-abuse on the previous page: of course I was joking, silly billy.

Phew! Thought so.

Deadpan is sometimes tough in this medium. And I don’t always like to make an ass out of you and umption.

JColdfire as an American, I would like to point out that Slavery was fully and completely legal in the USA for many years. We look back on those times with shame and regret for treating human beings as if they were something less.

Some abortion opponents and animal rights activists feel similarly about the unborn and animals. They feel that in a more enlightened future, we will look back on today with shame and regret for the horrors being perpetrated against these groups.

I understand, Cheesesteak. Society’s values change over time.
And who knows, maybe abortions WILL one day be universally considered primitive and inhumane. But in some societies, this is clearly not the the case today.

Back to our Bad Motown Puns Fest, already in progress.

Oh, and of course, there are those who would still own slaves today if they had the opportunity. YMMV. It’s the majority of Americans that look back in shame at slavery, just like the majority of Americans felt A-OK about it 200 years ago. And that was precisely my point.

I like to think there’s a difference between being an idiot and occasionally acting like an idiot.

But then, I’m not to bright…

Nah, it was just your imagination, running awwwwway…

STOP in the name of looooove

Mermaid, continued sniping, in the remediation thread of all places, is a bit gauche. This is the second time you have accused me of misquoting you. There is still an invitation for you to indicate exactly where you were misquoted in your original thread. I’m sure the moderators would take substantiated claims of misquoting quite seriously, so I would encourage you to put forth the effort.

“I spent a good part of yesterday trying to convince people that it is just not a good idea to have sex with the family pooch.” - mermaid

Hopefully I’m not the only one genuinely curious which dopers have been arguing against you from a pro-bestiality stance. Once again you are invited to name these people and indicate precisely were they took this position. Don’t let the fact that I don’t believe them to exist and feel that you merely like flinging the accusation about slanderously stop you.

Dropping a subject normally does not involve hijacking someone else’s thread to rehash it. Just thought you should know.

Nah, it was a lovely choice of words. The building in which I work is currently being attended to by the industrial remediators. It’s a functional enough building for the most part, but of late chunks of the concrete façade have been falling off endangering the heads of passers by.

Waverly you read and responded to the post where I asked you to not misquote me and twist my words around to suit your argument. Perhaps you should read it again. I also copied my original quote and your interpretation of said quote and asked how you derived your paraphrasing of it. I hope Mods do take substantiated claims of misquoting quite seriously because it is you who is doing the misquoting and you are one of two who are hijacking this thread and trying to bait me into responding to a thread that I feel has run its course. I will not respond to being baited.

Now stop doing exactly what you are acusing me of and either start your own thread or leave me the fuck alone.

:confused: Is it just me?

[sub]BTW, paraphrasing, particularly when you state that is what you are doing and ask for clarification, is a far cry from misquoting[/sub]

From Mirriem-Webster online dictionary

Paraphrasing done correctly restates the original meaning reworded in a way that makes it more clear.

Your interpretation of my statement was in no way related to what I said but instead a way for you to make a pissy little comment and attribute it to me. That is misquoting pure and simple.

So yeah it is just you.

Mermaid, you asked to have your embarrassing thread closed without adequately making your points there. I consider that complete acquiescence, and attempting to renew your arguments in the threads of others to be cowardly and rude.

I will not participate in further hijacking of this thread. My apologies, all.

:rolleyes:

Waverly I asked for that thread to be closed because I am sick to death of dealing with your foolish ass.

I consider that comment to be the most ludacris thing I have ever read. The only thing I have acquiesced is the fact that you are too stupid to realize what a fucking hypocrite you are.

You consider my argument inadequate because you lack the mental ability to understand what I am saying,

You misquote me and then warn me about the dangers of misquoting others

You continually attempt to renew your argument in the threads of others

You hijack the mediation thread with an opinion on how cowardly and rude it is to hijack a thread.

But since you have apologized for your behavior I will take the high road and accept your apology on the condition that you live up to your promise to not participate further in the hijacking of this thread.

Now run along and pester someone else. I am tired of suffering fools.

That’s a direct quote, no paraphrasing. It is clearly implied that the main issue of contention was whether it is a good idea have have sex with dogs, which is false (that is, “the main issue of contention was whether it is a good idea to have sex with dogs” is false"). It is also false that posting in a thread to make controversial statements about another thread constitutes “dropping” that issue.