Can I be the guy who enters from stage left and masturbates like a motherfuck?
At the end of Act II what started as a great debate crashes through a wall (a la Blazing Saddles) and ends up with everyone throwing flames at each other in the Pit.
At some point, one of the cast has to ask everyone in the audience how they chose their (user)names.
I could have trolled all night,
Been mean and cold all night,
And still have baited more!
I could have posted stings
About a thousand things
That made him such a bore!
I’ll never know what made it so fulfilling…
Why all at once the role was right.
I only know when he
Began to screw with me
I could have trolled and trolled all night!