Straight Dope's boards-- why no upgrade?

ETA: Never mind; I see LSLGuy has already described this. Just ignore me.

I think the closest thing available to what you want is, when you click on User CP (near the top left of the page), you can see all the threads you’re subscribed to (at least the ones that have new activity).

You can set it to automatically subscribe to any thread you post in. (On that User CP page, click Edit Options, then go down to Default Thread Subscription Mode under Messaging & Notification, where you’ll find a pull-down menu.)

It wouldn’t!

After that we’d inevitably end up adding a panda that eats, shoots, and leaves.

I typically put my thread subscription page in my bookmarks toolbar.

That’s because we’re the “the smartest, hippest people on the planet”.

Plus a few total dipsticks.

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Personally, I find color too distracting from people’s words! I prefer to read the Dope on a monochrome CRT monitor. That is, since I ran out of perforated paper for my dot matrix printer.

I miss The Grapist. A very colorful character, indeed!

I’ll bet that you have a cool keyboard. :dubious:

Last word I’ll say on this. If the powers that be tech support isn’t willing to keep up with security patches they should consider changing to a fully managed vbulletin solution. There is a bunch of companies doing this, for a fee they manage and update all patches as needed. The prices are not exorbitant, looking at at the dopes monthly uniques with trafficestimate.com makes me think they could definitely afford it.

Otherwise, its not if but when will the dope be hacked again.

I’m glad to hear that it is your last word on the subject.
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I don’t know if it’s cool, but it’s got a PS/2 connector, that’s for damn sure! No new-fangled ‘USB’ for me.

I am happy enough that there aren’t animated gifs here, but I miss avatars. It’s easier for me to keep track of other posters with them.

Avatars will lead to embedded images, then animated gifs in signatures, and then video! Dopers will discover Rickrolling and all hell will break loose. Ultimately, every thread on the Dope will be littered with images of goatse and tubgirl.

It’s a slippery slope!

Revisionist!!! Keyboards with AT connectors are the One True Path; all else is heresy!

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Hey, c’mon, let’s be reasonable. We’re not Luddites here. This is the 90s!

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It’s not that the hopping bunny with a pancake on his head hops well, it’s that he hops at all.
Another vote for the board is fine as it is*.

I follow a couple special interest boards that have all the new fangled crap, and you end up with posts that have, in every post:

an avatar (possibly obscene)
A header
Embedded pictures
A quote
A sig
Another sig, likely with animated gifs (usually several animated gifs)

Then combine that with people that quote the entire message, including the 10 embedded pictures, just to say:

LOL
I hate those boards!

*except bring back the Jewish man smilie. Oy yey!

As I previously said, embedded images and videos would be an improvement if they were displayed as simple icons that the reader could choose to open inline or choose to ignore, as they have already seen that shit enough.

And the blowjob smiley!