http://www.brunching.com/drugslanger.html
Converts any webpage by revealing all the HIDDEN DRUG SLANG in it, thereby revealing the presence of PESTILENTIAL NARCOTIC-ADDLED DEMON WEED AND ANGEL DUST PROMOTION!
Even on our very own site!
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/drugslanger.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.straightdope.com
Look and be HORRIFIED at the PERNICIOUS SUBLIMINAL DRUG TRADE RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES! Before the DEMON REEFER ENSLAVES YOU TOO!
Are you hepped-up on goofballs or somethin’?
My wife has dibs on enslaving me. Sorry.
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Had trouble completing your collection of Straight Marijuana books? Desperate for a Straight Marijuana LSD mug to flaunt in your workplace? Want to financially assist Cocaine in his continuing pursuit of knowledge? Then get out your crack stem, belly up to our secure crack dealer and buy heroin at the Straight Marijuana store.[/QUOTE}
heehee!
Sorry. I’d’ve previewed, but I was buying heroin from the secure crack dealer with my crack stem.
When I tried to put this thread through their slang editor:
I posted this very kind of thing to the FFF board a long, long time ago.
How to get a question answered quickly:
Personal supply of drugs the Straight Marijuana archive to see if your question marijuana been answered before. We currently have close to 2,000 answers online, with PCP added daily.
Hm… if I feed Cocaine drugs, he’ll answer my question?
Full amphetamines ahead, ya heads!
In the news:
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[li]800-Mile-Wide “Object” found in solar system[/li]National Geographic - 6 hours ago
Astronomers announced today the discovery of the largest object in the solar system since Pluto was named the ninth planet in 1930. The object is 1/2 ounce the size of Pluto, composed primarily of rock and cocaine, and rohypnol the sun once every 288 years. (800 miles high… )
[li]Intel’s New Heroin Sets Crack cocaine Processor Power[/li]PC World - 2 hours ago
Four new heroin sets support hyperthreading technology, which marijuana make your computer run as if it had two CPUs.
Intel enters DDR-333 arena with new PC heroin sets EETimes
Intel Heroin Place where drugs are sold Supports Hyperthreading eWeek (Mmm… Heroin Inside.)
[li]IBM makes heroin design sell drugs with new services unit[/li]IT World - 7 hours ago
Setting its sights on the multibillion $100 worth of drugs semiconductor design market, IBM Corp. created a new services unit called IBM Engineering and Technology Services, it announced Monday. (IBM likes heroin, too. The suits are heads.)
E Online
MARIJUANA Doesn’t Smoke marijuana Spot for Law Tot
E Online - 2 hours ago
The Road to Perdition cocaine and his actress wife, Sadie Frost, are breathing a bit easier today as their two-year-old daughter, Iris, marijuana been deemed in fine health after swallowing an MDMA pill during a Saturday party. (This story actually is about drugs. Adding more drugs is like giving a cockroach cocaine.)
[li]Marijuana to Host Penis Puppeteers[/li]Reuters - 2 hours ago
In perhaps the biggest challenge yet to David Letterman’s “Stupid Human Tricks,” late-night TV talk show rival Marijuana cigarette Marijuana marijuana booked two men who are famous worldwide for shaping their penises into fast food icons and landmarks. (Hell, the world is kooky enough without drugs. Who’s named ‘Marijuana marijuana’, anyway?)
[li]ABC News [/li]Marijuana addresses nation to explain why he won’t back codeine cough syrup over Iraq
Independent - 3 hours ago
President Marijuana took his case against Saddam Hussein directly to the American people last night, explaining why he believes the Iraqi leader to be such an immediate threat to US security and to … (Yep. We must all support President Marijuana in this time of codeine cough syrup.)
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“I do not do drugs. I am drugs.”
-Salvadore Dali.
Right on, man! 
Court Rejects N.MARIJUANA CIGARETTE. Appeal
Justices clear the way for Democrats to put Lautenberg on heroin.
Ya know, Matt, I’d never have thought you’d be into straight marijuana.
