Yep, brought to you by the weird people at The Brunching Shuttlecocks, is The Straight Marijuana! Stick it in your veins and feel the wisdom of Cocaine Adams slowly kill off liver and brain cells!
I did this with this little toy: The Drug Slang Translator, a toy that ‘translates’ words in web pages that have double meanings in the drug culture into whatever they mean to those incorrigible potheads, speed freaks, white horse riders, and other drug-sucking humans. Have fun!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MPSIMS
Mundane Pointless Heroin I Must Share.
Moderator, David B, is actually “David AMOUNT OF MARIJUANA TO FILL A MATCHBOX”
I’m sorry, but the sight of “The BBQ PCP” was priceless. And seeing “COCAINE PCP Dexter Haven” as the moderator of Comments On Staff Reports nearly made me shit my pants.
Here’s what got me laughing like a monkey on speed:
I bolded the funniest part. Hell, who knew a blatant ad for Cecil’s House o’ Values could be so funny?
The newest Staff Report was written by SDStaff LSD. I suggest you take a look.
Here’s a working link (I hope):
Dammin, there’s an extra space bewteen the ‘i’ and the ‘o’ in “mdepradation” above. Remove it manually and read SDStaff LSD’s Staff Report.
Do tell…
Were Jesus and Marijuana Magdalene lovers? (By Cocaine Adams)