Anyone else ever had one of these? I was at the funeral of a very close family friend on Monday, and as is the case with these things, practically everybody from our community (in the area) was there, including my dad’s sister (no, I will not give her the honorific of aunt, she doesn’t deserve it, but that’s a different story). Anyway, after the funeral, at the wake, she decided that she was going to talk to me. Well, actually, interrogate me as to find out when I’m getting married of all things. The conversation went something like this:
Her: "So, Angua, when are you planning on getting married?
Me: “I’m not. I have a career, and I’m still building it, so not for a long time yet”
Her: “But you’ve got to get married soon.”
Me: “No, I don’t. In fact I don’t intend to get married anytime soon.”
Her: “But what about kids? You’ve got to have kids before you get too old.”
Me: “Er, no I don’t. I don’t have to have kids ever, if I don’t want to.”
Her: “But, surely, you’re looking for somebody?”
Me: “No, not really.”
And at this point, I walked away before she could say anything else. I was shocked that at a time like this, she would start hassling me about my plans for marriage. Strange strange woman.
Although, in retrospect, it is rather hillarious, as she now probably thinks that either I’m a lesbian, or that I’m just so ill-natured and career driven that no one’ll have me. Actually, she’ll probably think the latter, and start spreading rumours about just how unattractive I must be. Woo!! I’ve just given that woman a whole load of new things to get het up about and try winding my parents up with. I’m going to love seeing my parents’ reaction if she tries to tell them her “suspicions” about me!
Yes, I do enjoy winding her up.