Nope. Sorry. I imagine it can be found quite easily, however, by checking the walls of a men’s room in your area.
My wife’s father’s cousin once cornered my wife and demanded to know when we were going to have children. My wife, not batting an eye, claimed to be sterile. It shut her [the cousin] up immediately.
My father-in-law, upon hearing this story, laughed uproariously. I don’t think he likes that particular cousin much anyway.
Oh lord this is my thread. I stay away from family functions just because I know I am going to get the drill. Get this I’m a shacker from way backer, me and my other half have lived together for over 11yrs and we have no kids. So you know I have heard it all. I get so irate with the same questions, year after year after year.
We may very well tie the knot this year and if we do. I’m going to get t-shirts made stating “Yes We Did, And Yes WE Might” and wear them to every family function. Our car is going to say “Just Married” across the front, and “Finally After 11yrs” across the back. That should answer the nosey bodies questions. Argh.