Strange article about Johnny Depp . . .

I just read a very weird article about Johnny Depp. I came across this when I was searching for more information about his performance in ‘Pirates’ (he better get an Oscar nod, that was bloody great!)

http://www.merryweatherjones.com/news.php#03091701

That person sure doesn’t like Johnny, but it’s an interesting article anyway. Click on the pic of Jeff Goldblum at the top of the page, too – that was so funny I almost wet my pants. :eek:

Question for the author of this article:

Are you bitter you’re not a famous actor or are you just a stuck up moron?

Answer:

A little from column A, a little from column B.

More from column B, though.

Anybody notice what the blogger bugger wrote about Colin Farrell?

“He should go back to Ireland. Go back to that rocky little third-world drunkards paradise.”

Cool way to insult several million people because one actor was rude on David Letterman. BTW, kudos to the blogger for his/her obvious championship in the FIRST ANNUAL POSTMODERN SPELLING BEE.

I also read some other blog which had him encountering a Lance Henrickson look-alike (or the real guy—we are led to believe it’s the real guy). Henrickson is the guy from Millenium (X-Files spin-off). Anyway, Henrickson, from the account I read, tried to do a good turn to the guy who was writing the blog, and the writer tells him to “go away old man”? (Or something like that?)

I think that it’s likely that the whole tale is made-up, but either way, to relate this story (as if he thinks he did anything other than be a complete jerk and boor) is astonishing.

as a blogger, I often write shite that is my opinion, and often get trashed for it. but, what really got me is the comments aobut Viggo and Orli, where the writer says they changed their hair colors and facial har… men often change facial hair for roles in movies, or personal preference. as far as their hair color, Orli has always been dark hair’d, and Viggo was light.

I try to check facts liek that before I jsut rant off on someone. sometiems the source is bad, but at least I try.

taz

Could this Merryweather Jones have chosen a worse color scheme for his blog? I have to highlight the text just to read it, only to find that it’s not worth the effort.

I love his lack of info on Peter Jackson’s King Kong as well:

Funny, I heard some time ago that Kate Winslet is looking at being the big ape’s love interest (King Kong, I mean, not Peter Jackson).

Wow. I can’t believe the covers of Entertainment Weekly and GQ drove someone insane. Well, I can believe it, I guess, but I always figured it would be more of a cumulative thing rather than a two-issue bada-bing-bada-boom process.

Well, he talks some sense, even if he’s only regurgitating movie quotes.

As a matter of fact, I think everyone in the LOTR movies are wearing wigs. What a stupid rant.

I don’t see anything about Johnny Depp…?

I see nothing on Johnny Depp, either.

And my source (TORn) says that it’s Naomi Watts that PJ is considering to follow in the footsteps of Fay Wray.

Me neither and count me in on that vote for worst color scheme ever.

My God, what a deathly pathetic little individual. Just has no clue.