I don’t usually go in for Disney movies but this one has me totally hooked. I’m encouraged by the PG-13 rating (the first Disney has ever had, apparently). Johnny Depp and his gold teeth and eyeliner just kill me every time. And I can’t wait to see Geoffrey Rush in action.
Oh and Orlando? Yeah… don’t mind pics of him in a pirate shirt.
Stow those coding errors, swabbie, and hie ye t’ th’ top o’ the main mast! We’m in Spanish waters, and I can smell a fat galleon just o’er the horizon! Loaded with gold, belike, and plunder o’ the new world! Roll out our cannons, me hearties! ‘Tis a day for blood and gunsmoke, bedamned if I’m wrong! A cask of rum t’ th’ first dog what kills me a Spaniard, and a taste o’ my cutlass for the last of ye t’ clear the gunwales! We’ll be sailing low in ruddy waters tonight, boys, or me name isn’t Black Miller!
I can’t believe it took a studio this long to figure out making a good old fashioned pirate movie would be a very good idea. I hope it’s half as good as I want it to be.
Woohoo! Swashbuckling, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom? There is no bad here. Me, I’m just hoping for lots of nude scenes. Maybe they find a secluded lagoon to bathe in? And then exchange sweaty, piratical backrubs? Although, given the PG-13 rating, I probably shouldn’t get my hopes up…