So what do I win then? 
Another one for anything haircut-related. The gentle tugging and massaging and so on. My last barber would do the sideburns and back of the neck with hot lather and a straight razor, too; it was half-terrifying, half-sublime. (Unfortunately, the haircuts always left me looking like Billy Ray Cyrus after a weedwhacker fight, so I reluctantly switched to a new barber.)
I also love the smell of a wet dog.
This is a weird one, but I find it pleasurable to knaw on sores inside my mouth. Dang I haven’t had a good canker sore in a while.
That little shiver you get at the end of taking a pee. Not sure if women get this or not.
If you’re a woman and you’ve been holding it for awhile, and then you FINALLY get to go… not exactly a shiver. I’d say it’s a “finally-got-to-pee” satisfied feeling.
Putting on clothes, especially socks, straight from the drier.
The smell of cigarette smoke.
I don’t smoke.
Since nobody else seems to have said it… cracking the top of creme brulee and skipping stones on the water…
Here’s a tip for you for the next time you get poison ivy. There is a plant called Jewel Weed, it lives in the same climates as poison ivy, but mainly around riverbanks and swampy areas in the shade. It can rid you of your poison ivy in a day or two and can actually prevent poison ivy. The stem is translucent and somewhat hexagonal shaped. Its leaves are somewhat diamond shaped and usually grow in pairs, one on each side of the stem, with the pairs above and below 90 degrees turned from them. The flowers are yellow and have a very unique shape, they look almost like a “bee hanger” complete with a “runway” of redish dots. Google it to find a pic.
To use, you pick one, smash the stem and smear the sap on the affected areas, or you can smear it on all exposed skin before you get poison ivy. I’ve use it as a preventative before weed wacking poison ivy and never got it.
I’ve read that something in the sap actually disolves and destroys the chemical in PI that makes you break out and also that it has something that helps it not itch.
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When I was 17 Iwas hanging out with my cousin who chain smoked all the time. I actually got addicted to 2nd hand smoke that summer. Maybe thats why you like it?
A Supercut coupon 
Darn… how about a free tattoo? Quality work of course…
I couldn’t agree more with the razor feeling and the eargasm.
I will add to that, shoulder sex. Being on a crowded bus or subway, and standing in just such a way that your mound is resting against a seated someone else’s shouder, so every time the transport moves, you get a rub.
Ah, I pray for a panic brake.
You do realize, guys will now be playing this lil’ trick on the bus. Guys everywhere will not offer their seats to standing females any longer. What have you started, missy? I like…
How many guys have you been next to? Do they understand what you’re doing? Do you ever get a smile from them? Inquiring minds want to know.
I think they pretend not to notice - then again, often it’s guys in suits with padded shoulders reading the paper, so they might honestly be tuning it out as general packed-in-ness. If you don’t look around, it could be some other part of the anatomy that’s soft and warm and smells like… er, never mind.
Or a scalectrix track.
A good solid airy fart!
Cigar smoke, for me. I don’t smoke either. Never have.
Thought of one…
Washing crumbly food down with liquid. Preferably milk, the crumbly food being cookie.
I don’t have a sweet tooth. I eat cookies and the like purely for the pleasure of ‘cleaning’ the mouth out with milk.
I’m with Lobsang. A good, all-gas fart. One that comes when you’ve been busy, and haven’t noticed that you are bloated with gas, then when you release it, it depressurizes your whole system, and you just feel so…relieved.
What?