I had a purple bikini when I was younger…much younger. It had a small white plastic ring that held together the two pieces of triangle that made the top. And at the bottom it had the rings on each side of my hip to hold together the bottom. Every year I’d get a dark tan and when I undressed, I’d have these little white ring spots on my skin where I didn’t tan.
Any tequila around?
aha, put some clothes on. And take the potato out of your speedo. Or, at least, put the potato in the front.
That’s a potato ? Oh Good, I thought , well you know what I thought.
Make room in that pool ladies, Aye is here.
::splash::
good catch, aHa, it almost makes me want to start typing your name right. 
:eek:
You know I’m a bit shy, Grace! :
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Next thing you know, you’ll be asking me to flirt with you in the PIT!
Oh, all right, hon. Just for you. 
This whole thing is just a trick to see me in my new bikini, isn’t it.
Ok, I’m here. Now let me tell you some real stories about this guy.
Wine over here please.