Dang it, I think my apostrophe just died!
:wally
Actually, she was probably just starting her shift -
You gotta punch the cock before you start work.
Ah, well, such is the daily bump’n’grind.
Perhaps she was a lesbian and was disgusted with erections? I know that no matter how hot the girl grinding on me is, one punch to the 'nads, and I am done. Mr. Happy recoils from pain!
:shudder:
with a name like “incubus,” she punched you in self-defense! 
Hey Incubus, you wouldn’t happen to be a Scorpio, would you?
Or is your name Frank Voss?
Wow you guys are just oozing with compassion, aren’t you? 
I am! Damn, that hurts!
Why did you give her $6? Was this before or after she decided to punch you in the teste?
I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but when I get punched in the testicle I’m a little upset about it and usually in a lot of pain…
“Thank you Sir may I have another!”
I just had to read this to find out the story. That cracks me up! 
I winced in sympathy for you.