A friend of mine and I went to a strip club last night. One particularly attractive asian dancer came up to me, and jumped in my lap. This impact somehow was focused on my left testicle :eek: and if that wasn’t painful enough, for reasons beyond me, she reaches down and punches me in the crotch! :eek: I have no idea why she did this; I gave her six dollars, maybe I was being cheap? Despite the pain it was an interesting evening. Apparently the dancer had 2 of her female friends present who were throwing money at her and doin naughty stuff 
uh - huh.
And you didn’t complain and have her fired for assault? Or did you somehow antagonize her?
Hey! This sounds like a great act!
We should take it on the road!
A good lookin’ Asian girl gets up on stage, gets naked, shakes it around, and then punches Incubus in the nads!
Big Laffs!
We’ll make a fortune in Vegas! 
:wally
Hey! This sounds like a great act!
We should take it on the road!
A good lookin’ Asian girl gets up on stage, gets naked, shakes it around, and then punches Incubus in the nads!
Big Laffs!
We’ll make a fortune in Vegas! :wally
Will she be doing it three times in a row, as well?
I realize this is something of a cliche at this point, but “Stripper Punched Me In The Testicle” would make a great band name.
uh… OUCH!
Eight shows a week.
I would pay real money to see that.
Of course, I would be willing to punch you in the testicle for only five bucks.
Cover charge: $10
Lap dance: $20
Shot in the nards: Priceless…or $6, whichever.
And an even better Jerry Springer episode title.
I don’t understand why she did it. The whole thing happened so quickly. Immediately after it happened, she started grinding against me for a bit then climbed off me and got up on my friend’s shoulders. 
There was another gentleman on the other side of the stage whome she jumped on, judging from the expression on his face it looked like he sustained a similar injury. She was pretty rough!
Ha-ha!
To me she sounds like she’s pretty incompetent at what she is supposed to be doing. That’s all.
D*mn! The double-post was deleted, and now my joke falls flat.
Man you have to pay to get cock punched now.
The terrorists have won.
Either that or she’s pissed off at the clientele and has decided to see how many guys she can double over before one of them actually complains.
Bwwwaahaaaaaa!!
Maybe she had something extra down there, and that’s what hit you but you were too drunk to notice.
From the OP, I wanted to say I,m sorry to hear you only have the one.