It probably doesn’t matter what you smack him with.
Today, May the 4th, is Star Wars Day.
It’s possible to have a much-beloved song from your childhood - so much so that you teach it to your friends - and sing it to a completely different tune than your mother.
A good way to pick up a chick is to tell her she’s the spitting image of a character in a beloved fairy tale.
Bar menus are laminated because people puke on them.
Astronauts and cosmonauts play frat boy pranks on the ISS.
There’s nothing that prevents a mother from being tone deaf. 
My name is RivkahChaya, and I am a tone-deaf mother.
You can make buckets of money being a drug-sales rep, even if you do it honestly. And the main qualification is cuteness.
My bold - I dont remember this one?
See? I was right!
The chief agricultural product of New Jersey is sod.
Horn-rimmed glasses make a woman look incredibly hot. :o
Reality TV models lounge around mansions in skimpy bathing suits.
The venery game. Like, you know how a group of crows is called a “murder”, and a group of larks is an “exaltation”? Except, nobody has ever actually called groups of animals by those names. Coming up with fanciful names for groups of animals was just a parlor game that society ladies used to play to pass the time.
And some men cannot switch from glasses to contacts.
Or offer to let her drive a Mars rover. Probably easier to go with that fairy tale thing.
Oh, I knew that long before this show came along.
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There’s a book called Book of Saint Albans, by a supposed Dam Julyans Barnes, which could be made up as well. It contains a lot of legitimate information, particularly on the “sport” of hunting (along with angling, heraldry, and a bunch of other stuff), including legitimate names for groups of hunted animals, like a herd of deer.
But then it gets fanciful, and lists a lot of fake names for groups of animals and people, including a murder of crows, a fyghting of thieves, a superfluity of nuns, and a clowder or glaring of cats. Sheldon quotes the last one in “The Zazzy Substitution.” There’s also an entire movie called A Murder of Crows. It’s not as good as “The Zazzy Substitution.”
I don’t know how I forgot this one earlier: I learned what the major flaw is in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Some people (Moderators?) can make polls magically appear!
you can sing “Soft Kitty” in a round.
Soft Kitty makes you feel better when you’re sick, even if you are homesick and only 20 ft from your apartment.
Oh, I learned that the Coast Starlight changes cars somewhere between Santa Barbara and Portland. I have been on it numerous times north of Portland, and the regular passenger seating is airplane-like (but with legroom). There are those table things, but they are in the lounge car, which does not have overhead luggage racks.
Marie Curie is an Honorary Man…she has a penis made of SCIENCE!