Iconic lines from TBBT

What are some iconic lines from *The Big Bang Theory *?

I think the best is “My mother had me tested.”

“The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.”

"Please pass the butter!"

“There is no code for ‘robot hand grasping a man’s penis’”

“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”

“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?”

Came in here to quote this.

Also “She was an honorary man. She had a penis made of science.”

“So you say you can’t pay your rent…”

“Convention dictates that I offer you a hot beverage.”

“I wouldn’t coitus her with your genitals.”

“Soft kitty, warm kitty…”

“Aquaman sucks!”

“Our children will both smart and beautiful!”

And imaginary.

“All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!”

(Pardon the double post)


"Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."

From Season 1, Episode 2. The Big Bran Hypothesis. I use it whenever I experience some gravitationally related misfortune.***

“Playing my bon-gos walking down the stairs.”
“Never play bon-gos walking down the stairs.”

“At the risk of shining a light on something best left unexamined…”

“I guess you heard what I did.”

“Well, I heard WHO you did.”

I got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy.

“Don’t you talk about my mother’s boobies!”