Your Memaw not only had sex, but she liked it.
Any line with “Memaw” in it. Cracks me up every time.
“That’s where I sit.”
What do I win? 
Nothing. The line is “That’s my spot.”
“I saw Mommy with a man, and she was trying to be a mommy again!”
“Code milky green”
Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
Stuart: Of course it is. It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
(Early Stuart was so much better.)
Penny: Is that my arm?
“Cause of accident, lack of adhesive ducks.”
“I hope to put his love of repetition to good use someday.” - AFF
Dear Lord, not milky green!
I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Penny
They were having fun wrong.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I don’t object to the concept of a deity, but I am baffled by the notion of one who takes attendance.
“Tiny Spock, Help!”
“Yeah, he’s gonna win the Nobel prize.”
“You forgot your flash drive…you forgot your flash drive…you forgot your flash drive.”
“I’m sorry, Bawwy. I don’t understand ‘wecommend a westauwant.’”
“When I come to power those people will be sterilised.”
[That’s Sheldon’s response to Leonard’s remark that some people would offer sentimental reassurances about his long-distance relationship with Priya.]
“If the yogurt works, I bought some delightful scented candles”
Injured and drugged is a *kind of *sick.
I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating.
On a related note: “Where is that accent from?”
Sheldon, holding hand up: “Silence!”