“Live long and SUCK IT!”
I Googled how to do that.
“Penny, it’s getting beautiful again.”
I love you too, Amy
“She doesn’t have much in the way of career prospects; don’t make her responsible for her own orgasms as well.”
Love Christine Baranski.
Why didn’t you tell me you were tapping my home girl?
I’m the one getting a divorce, Mitzi is the one who is dead, why are you making a fuss?
Yikes.
“Sheldon’s escaped and is terrorizing the village.”
“No, no. He won fair and square. Suck it up.”
“What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?”
“Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.”
“It’s a Saturnalia miracle!”
“Boldly Go, Howard Wolowitz!”
Sheldon on Howard’s strip to space:
“He can look out the window and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. His dim, uncomprehending eyes.”
“Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal?”
Penny: “You just get the napkin, Sheldon.”
Howard: “MA! RENT ME A TUXEDO!”
Mom: “HOWARD! WHAT KINDA SEX ARE YOU KIDS HAVING IN THERE?”
My superpower is pretending to care about your piddly-ass problem. And that’s from the heart, buddy.
“It’s a tiara!”
I can drive. I choose not to. (Complete with Jim Parsons eye twitch.)
“Yeah, well, he’s extra special"
“Here’s your cat … and here’s your twenty dollars.”
AMY: Sheldon, I know you’re something of a left-handed monkey wrench, but…