**SHELDON: ** What’s life without whimsy?
(Sheldon to Leonard): “Please. The day you get a Nobel Prize is the day I release a paper on the drag coefficient of the tassels on flying carpets.”
LEONARD: [Referring to Sheldon] The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain!
HOWARD: [Referring to Sheldon] That crazy bastard is looking at “quirky” in the rear-view mirror!
SHELDON: [At the Cheescake Factory] Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I might quote Howard, “do the dance with no pants.”
AMY: [“Comforting” Penny] You don’t have to be strong for me. Now, let’s talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.
BEVERLY HOFSTADER: [To Howard and Raj] You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one’s mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Rajesh Koothrappali: He’s depressed because he’s pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls.
Barry Kripke: We’re ALL pathetic and cweepy, and can’t get girws. That’s why we fight wobots.
What’s up, buttercup?
What’s the word, hummingbird?
What’s the gist, physicist?
Sheldon [filling out medical form]: When was your last menstrual period?
Penny: Oh! Next question!
Sheldon: I’ll put in progress
Girl: Hi
Raj:
BEVERLY HOFSTADER: I need to urinate.
Your “Check Engine” light is on.
SHELDON’S VOICE (BUT REALLY ME): “Strip”? Really?!? “Strip”?!? :dubious: :eek: :smack:
“Well, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.”
“Me too.”
“I need wood. Do either of you fellows have wood?”
“I have sheep; I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?”
“I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?”
" Howard, keep in mind that the more passionately you stick to this construct, the more you’re hurting your partner."
“Now where was I?”
“You were in the middle of an erection.”
“Oh, of course. It’s right here in my hand!”
I make a lot of money! You make peanuts!
“Classic overcompensation.”
Really? Still can’t talk to me?
And the first time Raj spoke after sipping the grasshopper…his “Hi, Penny!” was so endearing and sweet.
“Hey, what you doing, Quickdraw?”