Which reminds me:
Leonard: Do you have a drink to make him less obnoxious?
Penny: Drinks do not work that way.
“Nobody calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!”
Raj: Last night I had a dream, we got so rich from the app, we bought matching side by side mansions! But, there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means after we’ve played handball I’m showering at home.
Because that’s all you needed, right?
Who do we love?
Who do we love?
Who do we love?
I’m drawing a blank on the second half of this quote from Leonard to Penny:
“It annoys the Sheldon when you” (poke the Sheldon?)
That doesn’t sound right though.
I think it’s “It annoys the Sheldon when you annoy the Sheldon.”
Penny, at that point, open her mouth to show a mouthful of food to gross him out.
“Sorry, no, you only get one wish.” (Howard to Raj when they’re visiting churches with Mary Cooper.
During the taping of the final episode of “Fun with Flags” (or so we thought at the time), Sheldon references a Fourth of July episode that apparently went unrecorded. His contention is that Amy didn’t press the “Record” button, while she quietly maintains that she did press it, and continues to apologize every time he brings it up.
At the end of the taping, Sheldon tears up and uses a white flag to dab his eyes. Amy is moved, and comes from behind the camera to say “Sheldon, that was amazing …”
Sheldon (still holding the flag to his eyes): "If you didn’t press “Record” …
Amy: "I PRESSED IT!"
Sheldon to Leonard: You’ve hung out with Amy. Is there anything she likes without noticing it has some huge flaws?
Mrs Wolowitz: Does he like the pancakes?!
Bernadette (in a similar voice): He didn’t try them yet!
Howard: Is there any butter?
Bernadette: It’s butter-flavoured syrup.
Howard: Oh.
Mrs Wolowitz: So, what’s the word?
Bernadette: He wants budduh!
Mrs Wolowitz: It’s budduh-flavoured syrup
Bernadette: I just told him that!
Howard: I don’t need any butter.
Bernadette: If you want budduh, I’ll get you budduh.
Howard: Well, I guess I’ll cut these by myself.
“Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight, roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape, and a stern expression for my cowl.”
“White Flags, Who’s Waving Them and Why”
Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
“I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.”
(Penny plays with her food)
“It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.”
Sorry, could you repeat that? 
I don’t know why you’re pimping me out for cheese.
PS: Thanks, Beowulf!
Wasn’t it “what’s wrong with me, Penny?”?
Amy: I call mine Gerard.
I think he said that before he realized the alcohol had loosened his tongue. Once he realized he could talk to her, that’s when he said, “Hi, Penny!” (or maybe “Hello, Penny!”)
“Oh, great! Now, I’m worse than a fraud - I’m practically a Biologist!”