El Marko, I’ll take your “never had sex” and raise it a “never been past first base”.
I’ve never seen a naked man in RL (as opposed to pictures, film, &c.)
Never thrown a party or worn stilettos.
Never done any sort of illegal drug.
Never smoked.
Never drank more than a communion cup/Nyquil dose of alcohol.
Never been able to tell my left from my right.
Never shaved my legs or arms (though I don’t need to).
Owned a Super NES or lived in a household with one.
Been conversational in another language.
Attended the 4th grade.
Graduated from kindergarten.
Had a pedicure.
Had a real date (prom being the exception).
Been able to bench anything. Not even the bar.
Pierced anything other than my ears (once in each).
Believed in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny.
Fainted (though I’ve come close).
I’ve never seen (an obviously incomplete list):
Godfather II and III
Casablanca
Blair Witch Project
Titanic
American Pie II
Scary Movie (either one)
Halloween
Carrie
Friday the 13th or any of its sequels
Lethal Weapon
a full episode of Friends
Mork and Mindy
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
a full Jay Leno
American History X
Melrose Place
Rent
all of Fame
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (though I’ve read the books)
Se7en
Shaft (other than the first 5 minutes or so)
Ishtar
Rocky Horror Picture Show (except for one song)
For quite a while, I had never seen a movie with Kevin Bacon in it; however this is no longer true.