Stuff you've never done but everyone else has

And I’ve never seen the picture in one of those magic eye things. I just can’t get them to work…

I’ve also never been to Germany (that bothers me for some reason but I’ve put off going again for another year - Greece is beckoning instead…)

Oh yeah and I’ve never yet fulfilled my potential but I guess that’s something everyone never does (has anyone actually met someone who feels they have or at least who will admit to it?)

:slight_smile:

God. You’re sick.

I’ve never seen Buffy.
I’ve never had a threesome in reality either. Is that really something that “everyone else” has done?
I’ve never been more than one time zone away from my home, which in turn means I’ve never been outside Europe.
I’ve never had sex in a car either.
I’ve never been to a professional sports game unless you count the Harlem Globetrotters.

Never had my hair cut by a hairdresser.
Never been a bridesmaid.

Nope, I’m not allergic to it. And I like chocolate, more or less, and I like ice-cream. I don’t know why, it’s just happened this way. Maybe I should do something about it.

I’ve never been in a hospital for treatment, I was even born at home.

My question about this is why so many of you take some sort of pride in some of these?

Not having watched a particular show, ever? Wow, you’re quite the rebel. Personally, I try to subscribe to the whole “Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it” school of thought. I thought I would hate Buffy the VS too, until my girl got me to watch it. Now I’m hooked… just in time for he series to end.

Personally, I think that patting oneself on the back for rejecting any kind of experience (that isn’t harmfull to oneself) is shallow in the extreme.

Now then:

I have never

Been on the East Coast.
Stayed in a hotel for more than one night.
Driven over 100 mph… I think.
Bought a suit.
Seen most of the “classic” films… something I hope to rectify.
there’s a lot more, but I have to do some work now… stupid job.

I find the first three absolutely amazing. And the third redundant. :wink:

I think it’s cool for people to be vegetarians but most don’t make that decision until they are in their teens.

I have never:

Watched any of those half hour sitcoms that are so popular on TV.
Smoked.
Been drunk/buzzed/tipsy.
Tried any illegal drugs (would you believe I can smell pot a mile away, and it makes me sick?)
Been engaged in sexual activity with more than one other person.
Used a sex toy.
Watched Titanic.
Managed to successfully refrain from making fun of BtVS.
Managed to successfully refrain from making fun of Angel.
Seen the “classic” movies.
Been to Canada.
Had sex with anyone other than my husband. Not even a casual fling in high school/college/the period of life between eighteen and Mr Wolf.
Managed to read LotR.
Never been in a car accident.
Never gotten a ticket for vehicular misconduct (the husband, on the other hand, got TWO last week. TWO. On the same DAY. From the same cop, for two different violations, but still!)
Learned to drive manual transmission.

If you’ve also never seen an episode of South Park or Beavis and Butthead, maybe you are ;). I’ve also never watched of any of the reality shows.

I guess I’m just not into popular TV much. Maybe that’s what leads to drug use :).

I’ve never died, though everybody who’s dead has.

I’ve never taken flight under my own power.

I’ve never met God (he stood me up).

I’ve never licked another person’s bunghole.

I’ve never shoved hot dogs up my nose.

I’ve never counted backwards from the highest imaginable number.

I’ve never eaten a Jeep.

Gorgon Heap - but everyone else has?

Never eaten liver and onions.

Never made out in a movie theater.

Never gotten a pedicure.

Never tried lobster.

Never broken a bone.

Never had the flu.

Never had a cavity.

Never had a one-night-stand.

Never driven a standard five-speed.

Never owned a new car.

Never thrown a party.

Never worn stilettos.

Alright, Gorgon that was funny, but not exactly on topic.
There’s lots of stuff I’ve never done/eaten/watched, etc… although I seem to live a slightly more normal life than some people posting here. I think I might be the first to post this though:
I’ve never had SEX! (age 27)

El Marko, I’ll take your “never had sex” and raise it a “never been past first base”.

I’ve never seen a naked man in RL (as opposed to pictures, film, &c.)

Never thrown a party or worn stilettos.

Never done any sort of illegal drug.

Never smoked.

Never drank more than a communion cup/Nyquil dose of alcohol.

Never been able to tell my left from my right.

Never shaved my legs or arms (though I don’t need to).

Owned a Super NES or lived in a household with one.

Been conversational in another language.

Attended the 4th grade.

Graduated from kindergarten.

Had a pedicure.

Had a real date (prom being the exception).

Been able to bench anything. Not even the bar.

Pierced anything other than my ears (once in each).

Believed in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny.

Fainted (though I’ve come close).

I’ve never seen (an obviously incomplete list):
Godfather II and III
Casablanca
Blair Witch Project
Titanic
American Pie II
Scary Movie (either one)
Halloween
Carrie
Friday the 13th or any of its sequels
Lethal Weapon
a full episode of Friends
Mork and Mindy
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
a full Jay Leno
American History X
Melrose Place
Rent
all of Fame
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (though I’ve read the books)
Se7en
Shaft (other than the first 5 minutes or so)
Ishtar
Rocky Horror Picture Show (except for one song)

For quite a while, I had never seen a movie with Kevin Bacon in it; however this is no longer true.

I’ve never seen the World Trade Center, and never will. :frowning:

Hmm… I’ve never:

seen the Sopranos

had liver and onions either

been bungie jumping or skydived (although I’d like to)

had surgery (but have broken at least a dozen bones)

been outside of the US

been to an opera or the symphony

been seriously physically threatened

been to the West Coast

fired a shot in anger

I have never:

Driven a car with a manual transmission.

Mown a lawn.

Seen the movie Titanic.

Not had a pet.

Eaten mayonnaise.

Tasted a mushroom. (Allergic)

Had my nails done.

Owned a pair of high heels.

Eaten Indian food.

Had a “legal” alcoholic beverage. (Never had a drink after age 20.)

Been off of the American continent. (Not including time spent above it in a plane or away from it in a boat.)

I am okay with all but the last one. :slight_smile:

How did you find out you were allergic?

Well, I was feeling left out because it seemed so many folks here have led such terribly sheltered lives, so I thought I be a smartass for a moment.

Obviously, many things that have been posted as being “something everyone else has done” have not been done by a lot of other people, so my idiotic post was half sarcasm and half satire.

Proceed … :slight_smile:

A few “nevers” I should add:

Broken a bone
Owned a dog (never had one as a kid, neither)
Taken care of a child
Hosted a party
Played poker for money (excluding video poker)
Ridden a motorcycle
Been in a car wreck bad enough to cause injuries
Caused a car wreck
Missed a day of school because of feeling sick
Skipped classes or played hooky
Engaged in most common childhood pranks (I was a good kid, really)
Cheated on a girlfriend
Changed a flat tire
Spoken before a large group (more than 30 people)
Pulled an all-night study session