Last night Stuffy2 comes in from playing. The following is a transcript.
Stuffy2: Are we having Chinese?
Me: Why would you ask that?
Stuffy2: I just saw a chinese man leave.
Me: Oh, so you assume that since the man was chinese he was delivering food. How do you know he wasn’t a freind of mine.
Stuffy2: Uhm…
Me: He could have been a business acquaintance.
Stuffy: Oh.
Me: So if you saw a Italian guy would you assume he was delivering pizza?
Stuffy2: No, I get the point. So what are we having for dinner.
Me: Chinese.
My wife thought that was hysterical. I can be such a jerk somtimes.