Really? That’s funny, cause this statement is 100% incorrect. I can only conclude that you are a foolish simpleton or engaging in one of the least funny examples of hyperbole I’ve ever seen. To aid you in ridding yourself of this particular bit of ignorance please consult the following list of threads which can be found in the forum for Mundane Pointless Things People Must Share:
See? Even Dog
owners post stories about their pets. Oh, and one time my cat grabbed a thrown bra from my roomates bedroom while he was getting it on with a cute little honey. The cat proceeded to go up two flights bra in tow, hop onto my bed, and drop it next to me as I sat there reading. That is what you refer to as a “good kitty”.
I got two kittens recently and I didn’t feel like starting my own thread to tell y’all about it. In case you didn’t care, or something. But since the kitty people are reading this thread…
One’s a gray tabby and one’s a brown tabby. I had the hardest time naming them until I got out a baby name book, and chose one name meaning “brown” and another name meaning “gray”, and came up with Bruno and Lloyd. Sounds like a pair of bumbling criminals, doncha think? As a conservative estimate, they spend 90% of their time biting each other. I’m looking forward to the time they become dignified old lap-warmers.
The cats in my album aren’t all my current herd. Some are, as John Cleese would say, ex-cats. Such as Tribble, Beastie, Tiger…
The current roster consists of three black females: Sophie and Sylvia (sisters) and Serena (paranoid feral slowly learning to trust); and five, count 'em, FIVE orange tiger boyos: The Giganto Brothers, EddyTeddyFreddy, plus the Wee Veggie Brothers, Squash and Pumpkin.
I did have a small tortie named Patches (how original, eh?) but she couldn’t take being predated by the Giganto Boys and had to be relocated to the Plaything Protection Program, a/k/a a friend’s barn, where she is now happily burrowed into the hay piles and safe from further harassment.
Can we talk about our dear clever parrots? MINE can get through an almond shell with HIS BEAK! He uses TOOLS and has TWO opposable thumb-like thingies. He talks, too.
But since the kitty people are reading this thread…