The Chase credit card commercial where the guy ends up in a “Cash Only” restaurant (REALLY LIKELY) and runs over to the ATM and back before his date puts her menu down. What, the guy just can’t say “Oh it’s cash only - lemme run to the ATM quick-like and get some more just in case.” What’s she going to say? “You douchebag! Why don’t you carry $500 cash around at all times like a real man!!!”
I also hate the GEICO commercials with the deep-voiced, smarmy-looking guy. “Is “Too Tall” Jones…TOO TALL?!?!” Yes. Yes he certainly IS too tall. SHUT UP. I especially hate the Charlie Daniels/Fiddle Player one because that is the worst playing I’ve ever heard in my life; all he’s doing is sawing back and forth without even playing anything.