I’ve got a stupid crush on a guy in my office.
He’s handsome in an unusual way, has great taste in clothes, he’s in good shape without being super-buff and (here comes the stupid part) he ignores me! He won’t smile back! It could be just the two of us in the elevator and he won’t say a word!
Gawd, I want him. Good thing I have nasty erotic dreams bout him or I’d be in trouble.
If he talked to me or showed the slightest interest I’m sure I’d be turned off.
::sigh::