Stupid Crushes

I’ve got a stupid crush on a guy in my office.

He’s handsome in an unusual way, has great taste in clothes, he’s in good shape without being super-buff and (here comes the stupid part) he ignores me! He won’t smile back! It could be just the two of us in the elevator and he won’t say a word!

Gawd, I want him. Good thing I have nasty erotic dreams bout him or I’d be in trouble.

If he talked to me or showed the slightest interest I’m sure I’d be turned off.

::sigh::

So you’re saying it’s over between us? Well.

My current crush is the manager of a laboratory that my hospital just bought. He shaves his head, but bald works for him. He helped me bag a dead dog the other night. How romantic.

Jamais OncleBiere, jamais!