Well guys, I’ve been dieting, and today the unthinkable happened at work.
Yes, my pants fell down.
The worst part wasn’t that they fell down.
The worst part wasn’t that they fell down in a crowded break room full of people.
The worst part was that I just happened to fart at the same time.
Everyone thought I blew my pants off. I got a standing ovation from everyone along with a lot of smart-alec comments. Talk about embarrassing. I hope most of them have forgotten this incident by tomorrow or it’s going to be a loooong work day for me.