Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

the guy with a closet full of metal penises jealously guarded from the evil ones who want to deprive him of his noisy ejaculations

Move to a state where fully automatic rifles are legal. Actually, it appears they are legal in Florida. Of course, you still have to go about it the legal way and the legal way involves a lot of $$$. A drop-in auto sear is not the way.

That’s strange. It almost seems like laws have made it more difficult to get a fully automatic rifle. That can’t be.

I know, shocking, right? :smiley:

I’m the guy who recognizes that you are actually stupider, if such can be believed, than ElvisL1ves…and he is one dumb motherfucker.

Ah such a compelling argument “U R the dumb and so is he. And him and the other guy.”

Well, thank God this woman was knowledgeable enough to keep a round in the chamber. Some of the libtard gun-grabbers don’t even know that much about guns.

A wall of weapons, you say?

ooooh, sick burn. :rolleyes:

With pathetic taunts like that, no wonder you couldn’t hack it as a teacher. You’d try to pick on one of your students, and they would own you, leaving you fleeing to the teacher’s lounge for a good cry.

You should go back to school and learn from the children how to be an effective bully. It seems to be your life desire, but it is simply beyond your current skill.

You will probably start drinking at night, like I do, to try to forget that burn.

This is the sound of someone who has lost an argument.

Night? I’m gonna have to start drinking by noon.

Even better!

Glug.

Boy, 4, shoots pregnant mom in the face.

It’s about time.

Yet another proud Yankee supporter of God and the Second Amendment who was wise enough to keep a round in the chamber. The incidental injury is just part of a Sacred Hymn to the Greatness of America and Freedom.

I didn’t click the link; was the shooter standing his ground? Watch the #MeToo libtards freak out because it was a male child. :rolleyes:

From a source that is not on the other side of the country,

… The woman’s boyfriend told deputies he borrowed the gun for protection … put the gun under a mattress because he was afraid of recent crime in the neighborhood … It’s unclear who the gun is registered to.

See, this “registration” stuff, if we could just get rid of that, it would no longer be a corncern in stories like this.

School bus driver shot in head while students aboard the bus

"The suspect, identified by authorities as Kenneth W. Lilly, 31, pulls over in front of a pickup truck and school bus, then walks over to the bus and fires five rounds from his pistol, Minnesota’s WCCO-TV reported. The incident occurred on Interstate 35W, just south of downtown Minneapolis.

The man in the video appeared to be wearing a security guard uniform. The suspect put his hands up when a Minnesota State Patrol trooper arrived and is arrested. Lilly was charged with attempted murder, CBS Minnesota reported."

That guy is an idiot. Shot the bus driver over a fender bender.

Five shots fired, guy was hit in the head, and he is fine.