Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 2)

And two can be Die Hard!

No one is being forced, yet. I’m sure that will be in the bill passed after the next shooting, though.

“How did Jesus get those two holes in his hands?”

“Hey, only 24 hours of training! I’m just glad he’s so forgiving…”

Jim Jefferies covered that.

Now you’re just being silly.

There are 5 movies in the franchise. That counts 10 hours at least.

Surely John Woo movies would count more than Die Hard. I don’t think anybody in those movies fired their pistols sideways like you are supposed to!

Mass shooting at a church in Alabama. Reports are that the shooter is in custody, but as of yet no numbers in deaths or wounded.

1 dead, 2 wounded being reported, shooter in custody. 2 dead, 1 injured in shooting at Alabama church

Vestavia Hills is a suburb of Birmingham, is known for having a fine school system and seems to be middle-class commuter place.

I love it when the fundamentalist(ish) types start yelling about “we need God back in the schools” whenever something terrible happens in society. There have been shootings at churches. So, they’re saying God’s not there?

And immediately after I posted this is when I saw Rick_Kitchen’s post about the Alabama church shooting.

Now 2 dead, at least according to CNN.

ETA: More details.

It’s Alabama. You just have to ask the family…

Well, obviously they’re not a true church (“true” defined as the denomination preferred by the person making the claim).

Yep. The above-mentioned fundamentalist(ish) types would look at this and cheer on their fetish, not realizing how wrong that is.

A judge has now granted an extreme risk protection order, barring the man from purchasing or possessing dangerous weapons for at least six months.

How about a lifetime ban?

The affidavit states that during a conversation about dress codes with the teens, which video cameras recorded, Gobeil says, “The school’s changing. Before you know it, there’s going to be a drag queen show. And you know what? I’m probably going to show up and kill somebody. A lot of bodies. You understand?”

An employee at Solomon’s Store was alarmed and reported the comment to management, ultimately leading to school principal Ryan Charles Patterson reporting the threat to Vermont State Police.

Gobeil repeated his threat to Vermont State Police, reports VTDigger.

I’m sure someone from here or here will be along to explain why we need to respect the 2A rights of people that threaten to commit mass murder. I mean he might need to shoot a wild pig or something!

He’s triggered by masks, too. Nice fella.

Vermont is one of the 2Aest states in the country. Bernie is very anti-gun-control, which may be why he keeps getting elected.

Oklahoma man strolling around a mini-mall and a Target with a pistol and a semi-automatic rifle gets the cops called on him. The cops decide everything he’s doing is perfectly OK - but then arrest him because he also had a pair of brass knuckles, which are apparently highly illegal and too dangerous to be carried in public.

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Pass a law defining assault rifles as a kind of brass knuckles.