FAT BALD GUY!
You’re back! Didn’t you take a break from the boards? YAY! Welcome back! I missed you. Now I can post more GQs and have you answer them.
Ahem. :looks sheepish: Sorry. I’ll go now.
You might find this little bit of wisdom from this post helpful:
Not like it matters now. He’s just decided he’s selling his penis, so she probably won’t have him anyway.
Well yeah, I guess it could be wrong in those circumstances. It could melt or explode also, or be crushed by a boulder, and it wouldn’t return a correct answer. 
Wow! (I’d put in an "embarrassed smiley, but it looks so stupid)
Actually, I never really left, although I did post a few months back that I was going to, but I couldn’t stay away.
I have cut way back due to pressures at work and at home, and I tend to lurk more than post.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled pit.
Just wait 'til you marry your girlfriend. You’ll be using it even less. You are gonna marry the girl, right? When’s the wedding?
What you should do is tell her that you’re already married. She’ll ask, “Since when?”
You: Since about six months ago. We eloped and got hitched at a little wedding chapel in (some place about 150 miles away).
She: Why haven’t you told us about it?
You: We had to marry under assumed names. If you must know, if she marries before the age of 30, she’ll lose her privilege of royal succession.
She: WHAT?
You: I’ve really said too much already. If the secret police from the Grand Fenwick consulate come sniffing around, you must deny everything.
Then turn back to your work.
That’s true.
Hey, do you have any recent pictures of her?
Seriously, there have been countless times I’ve come thisclose to pitting her. But as I said previously, she’s got a lot of personal issues arising from her divorce, and I don’t think it’s fair to smear her for that, especially on an public message board…no matter how whiny she is.