Oh, baby.
::laughing her ass off::
I’m SO far from pissed off. There would have to be a subject matter I gave a tin whistle about before I packed in any emotion. This is just funny. YOU are funny. SARA is funny. Using the Jews and the Arabs as an “analogy” is fucking hilarious!
Damn, you outta let people use your ass on occasion. Might make you stop talking out of it.
::still doubled over laughing::
So using your logic, then, people shouldn’t be offended by something said by a member of the KKK cause with the hoods they are nameless/faceless people.
And if you read my post carefully I was referring to your viewpoints specifically, not stating a general philosophical approach to dealing with the world. There is also a difference between making a moral stand and simply spewing.
Keith
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Damn, you outta let people use your ass on occasion. Might make you stop talking out of it.[/quote
Having those people up my ass is a lot more comfortable than the pedestal jammed up yours. Must be hard to lower yourself enough to laugh with that think stuck up yours.
Are you gonna put your money where your mouth is? Try and get me thrown off the boards, since you know so much about it? I’m waiting. Try and lower yourself to bother with all the idiots to whom you are so superior. :rolleyes:
Nymysys, you fucking newbie, who gave you the right to have an opinion? Don’t you realize that you must wait to be permission from The Established Posters™, who are not to be confused with The Elite Clique™, before forming one of those for yourself?
I couldn’t possibly roll my eyes more in Nacho4Sara’s general direction.
Oh no. The posse has hijacked another thread. GASP The HORROR of it all! There’s a group of people having FUN, on the BOARD! Together! Without The Established Posters™! Pardon the fuck out of me, I thought the title of the forum we frequent was called MPSIMS, an acronym for Mundane, Pointless Stuff I Must Share.
Mundane. Pointless. Share.
Must I condescend, and quote dictionary.com here? These words, put together in this particular order, sort of imply that one should not to expect to find a discussion on the third law of thermodynamics contained within its pages. (Dude, I hope there’s at least three laws of thermodynamics, but I’m sure Nacho will be sure to point out my egregious error if there’s not…) Sure, such discussions may take place here, and, given the stellar intelligence of the population here, it’d be well received. But such is not the sole (or “soul”) nature of MPSIMS. Where we, the “posse”, live. Sure, we spill over into the Pit or IMHO occasionally, and gasp some of us actually exercise our minds and post to GD or GQ! Fuck. I shouldn’t have mentioned that. We might have our privilges taken away for having opinions.
So why don’t you just come out and say it, Nacho? You don’t like Nymysys because she’s fun and flirts and gets a lot of attention. Know what? You don’t HAVE to like her. I do. And pissing and moaning about her isn’t going to do you much good here. She’s a big girl and can defend herself, so I won’t bother. So either take your toys and go home, or don’t bother with her. We are the Borg.
Nym, be careful. If you flame Nacho or upset her, she just might run crying from the boards, never to return. Oh. Wait… she’s done that once already. So maybe we should all stop having fun lest we upset her.
Go posse… go posse… 
[ul][li]“America” is not a country. It is a name referring to the American Continent(s).[/li][li]US English may be spoken a lot, but it’s hardly preferable. At least it isn’t to non-Americans.[/li][/ul]
I’ll second the sentiment: Welcome to the Pit. Now explore the rest of the Boards. I can assure you the people of the SD appreciate a good rant. Yours wasn’t bad at all, but it’s hardly a wise choice for your maiden post.
Check the place out. You’ll learn to love it, like most of us.
I have to admit, I’m very impressed Sara has spent so much time paying attention to me. God knows I wasn’t aware she existed until a couple of hours ago. Of course, if I weren’t so busy having a kinky sex drive and friends, I’d probably be paying more attention to you, too. And as I stated, I certainly would never try to get someone kicked off the boards. Maybe I used to many big words in the previous posts. Let me try it again.
I. Don’t. Know. You. I. Don’t. Think. About. You. What. The. Hell. Do. You. Care. About. My. Sex. Drive. Or. Friends?
I believe I’m done with Sara, now. I’ll stick to the OP from here on out.
Damn, and I forgot to get anyone’s permission to start posting. Can the posse EVER forgive me?
Wow, a lot of posts since I started composing.
Poor, misguided Nacho. Nymysys only posted because oldscratch did! Don’t you know who is the True Leader of the posse? Check your manual, sweetie… the chain of command goes oldscratch, me (cuz you know I’m shacking up with the boss), THEN Nym. Nen’s just one of the poor saps we dragged into our little conclave to provide us with sexual favors. [sub]Sorry Nen, had to be done![/sub] We also have two satellite members who occasionally attend group hijackings, Anamorph and Tymp.
Heeheehee… this thread is more fun than Nym’s kinky sex drive!
Nacho and Nyms, the both of you need a time out. Now stop it. I mean it! Don’t make me turn this thread around young ladies.
Either you agree with numbnuts or you don’t. Get back on point. And I don’t care who started it.
It’s one thing to be a newbie - that’s understandable - but it’s quite another to talk out of your ass. I simply thought it ironic that someone who openly brags about how much everyone here loves and adores her calls me megalomaniac. Wanted to make sure she knew what such a big word means.
Oh, is that what it means? :rolleyes: Thanks for enlightening me.
Yeah, that’s why I hate her. :rolleyes: Way to figure that one out, Rasa. Actually, I try to avoid all posts started by her or your little “posse” (I’m so glad some of us stopped using that word in 1989, when it officially died) but everytime I start to read a good thread, one of you butts in and turns it into a complete and utter hijack about how fun and cool you are (example: this thread).
There are plenty of people who flirt and get lots of attention who have been here much longer than you or Nymysys who I respect and admire. The reason I hate her has more to do with her being a megalomaniacal bitch who talks out of her ass on a regular basis.
Do you have any idea how absolutely, positively, disgustingly high school you sound? Either convert or leave. Sure, right. Grow the fuck up. You’re either in the clique, or out. I’d rather be out. The Borg can kiss my fucking ass.
Actually, I never did that. I stopped posting for a while for personal reasons (but then, that was before your time).
I know for a fact that I am not the only one who finds your little high school “we’re-so-cool-and-fun” posse annoying as hell. So shut the fuck up, start another thread about how awesome you and your cool little friends are, and suck a fucking dick, because you are too, too ridiculous.
By the way, if Nymysys had it all under control, why exactly did you post? Oh, that’s right, have to be all up each other’s asses. My bad.
Well, if every other hijack post wasn’t about your sex drive, I guess I wouldn’t know about. :rolleyes:
As evidenced by my last post, Biggirl, I’ve already put Sara in the “does not exist category.” Life is too short.
And for the record, I DON’T agree with numbnuts. 
Cheezits, you stop to compose a post and all these people jump ahead of you.
What is this, the pick on Nacho thread? I’m not taking any sides here. I don’t know any of the history about this personal feud, but Nacho says there is a posse after her blood (I don’t know whether this is true or not) and then all these posters come for her blood!
And not because she agrees with the adolescent cretin either, but because of some personal fight you all have going.
All of you-- every single one of you-- take it to e-mail and save us poor, not in the loop posters the eyestrain.
Some of you should get over your apparent animosity towards one another and have a big squishy orgy already.
Allah on a broken unicycle, people, I can barely begin to respond to some of the idiotic shit you’ve posted; all in the interest of hearing your own voice.
You want examples? Okay, I can do that:
Biggirl sez:
How in the hell do you see this? Where did that come across? Are you on medication of any kind? Where the hell did this come from? Did you even read the post? I mean, I know your take on it may be different from mine, but this makes absolutely no sense to me. I am sure you will want to explain it to me in little words so I can get it all down. FTR, everything you said after this was, IMO, pretty straigtforward and accurate. Did it take your brain a few minutes to warm up?
Nymysys says:
Okay, so the word, which is used to denote or convey the concept, and to describe the act, is not big. The word is not big, but everything it represents is big. That makes tons of sense. I know, I know, you were joking around with oldscratch. But my point is that your above explanation makes your previous statement of
sound more assinine that it did in the first bloody place.
Then, you go on to try your hand at “Sport flaming” as I call it, and utterly fail:
Nymysys sez:
I mean, come the fuck on, man! That has about as much edge as some amputated pussy lips in a plastic sandwich baggie full of formaldehyde. That is, one means to say, as much edge as the rest of your feeble attempts. Your asshole is so much better than his? What the fuck?
And then, your opus:
Nymysys sez:
Oh, I’m sure people just love you. The fact that you have to tell us so implicitly and emphatically speaks volumes as to the fact that everyone lines up in the morning to kiss your loopy ass. Please don’t get me kicked off, okay? I’ll join the legions of people in your fan club, allright? Just don’t exert your mastodonic influence to get me banned okay?
Really, cheesedick, if you thought came here to “comment on the irony of the thread title vs. the OP.” then why the hell didn’t you? Did you get distracted by a shiny object, or is it that you are as stupid as you sound?
As far as Nen is concerned, I tried to empathize with him/her. I really did. I read and re-read his/her posts, trying to get a grip on something worth responding to. I tried to see things from his/her point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
Neener, neener, Lex is in MY posse now! :rolleyes:
{quote]What is this, the pick on Nacho thread? I’m not taking any sides here. I don’t know any of the history about this personal feud, but Nacho says there is a posse after her blood (I don’t know whether this is true or not) and then all these posters come for her blood!
And not because she agrees with the adolescent cretin either, but because of some personal fight you all have going.
[/quote]
There is no personal fight, Biggirl. I just got sick of all this lame ass posse shit and decided to point it out.
Lo and behold! Along comes the posse. My oh my.
Just for a frame of reference on how this all started, in [a href=“http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51937&pagenumber=1”]this thread, Nacho4Sara posted:
So, we continued.
MEOW!
Hmmm, Lex, could it be that your brain is fogged by your own stinky asshole?
Could it have been nowalls very words that led me to my conclusion?
This:
Coupled with this?
Hmmm, I guess you would assume it was about you, being megelomaniacal and all.
Did you all call each other or IM each other decide to gang up on me? You wanna fight after school? Meet me by the gym. :rolleyes:
Oh, and FTR, I said…
Meanwhile, in this thread, Rasa made the following deep, intellectually articulate, thought-provoking, and asbolutely mesmerizing post:
If that isn’t a “my friend posted so now I will too!” post, I don’t know what the hell is.
Actually, no, we are a hive mind. Verbal communication is unnecessary. We are the Borg.
Then you don’t know what the hell is. The succinct “ahem” was in a totally diferent thread (which I am too busy playing with my posse to search for), and was in reference to play-flirting between Nym and oldscratch. That’s kinda my schtick, ya know? Don’t like it? Well, a happy holidays fuck you, too!
Of course we’re gonna all rush in when someone starts bashing one of our friends. It’s what we all do best, talk about ourselves. Dontcha know? Cuz EVERYBODY loves ME!
And oldscratch: stop reading and go eat!
No, it was in this thread. And in a few thousand others, as well, but you know.
All I’m saying, the point of this board is to fight ignorance. I fail to see how you’re doing that with ahems every five minutes. Sure, we like to have fun, but listening to the same ten people pat each other’s backs and explain is detail how fun, cool, and awesome they are gets old rather quickly.
I don’t suppose you could find a Borg MB and post there? Because it’s really fucking ridiculous when I open a thread that doesn’t relate to you or your “posse” but is quickly hijacked into one that does. Some people are here for reasons other than to glorify you and all that is Borg in the world.
First the SD, then the world?? :eek:
I repeat, the borg can kiss my ass.
And FTR, I think I’m totally justified in calling you a huge :wally .
ahem Whatever. Again, let me note:
Mundane. Pointless. Stuff.
If my ahem’s bother you so much, get thee to the Ivory Towers of GD and GQ where they shan’t insult your intelligence or get in the way of your tireless toil against ignorance. I fight enough ignorance at work every day. I post here for fun. In the appropriate forum, and mostly in threads that were started by “the posse”, or people that I know it won’t annoy.
And so do you. Good night. Don’t let that albatross around your neck drag you down.