Stupid question [relationships]

How do I delete my account?

According to Patton Oswalt, the only reason to go to Florida is to identify your daughter’s body.

Also, as of 2011, Bristol, England has a population of over 428,000.

Some of them may be women.

You might have to ask the lady who is talking to your boyfriend.

Can I take it over? I’m a hot chick and I’m looking to expand my range.

You will fit in well in Florida.

If you read the rest of the site, you’ll see that the responses you are getting are pretty standard. If this upsets you, perhaps a more hugglemuffin place is better for you.

With her cigarette lips, and soldier tits,

Felicia never has to worry about losing her man

it’s not the number of females that matter.

it’s the number that will be or do what he finds appealing.

is he a toroid, hole or Long John type of guy.

I really don’t think it makes a significant mathematical difference. Whether it’s a city with 10,000 women or a city with 200,000 women, there is always potential for your significant other to be attracted to a woman other than you. All it takes is one other woman.

I was going to report the thread title for being too vague…

I may be unjustly stereotyping Florida, but are you trying to lower the number/percentage of women or the number/percentage of young women? Not that I’d be able to steer you to a retirement burb. Just curious.

::sigh:: I used to like chocolate doughnuts…

You can’t. That’s not something they do here.

Welcome to the Hotel California.

Post this question on reddit. The replies will be much different.
it’ll be *junior high-school *snark.

Now why do that?

I think you asked a perfectly valid question and I hope that you check back in regularly. You could tell us if the water table is low enough to have a basement in Florida by your new place.
You could write about if you have problems with fire ants in your town. You could tell us the name of the best pizza place that delivers by you in case we visit Florida!
Think of how your man would appreciate how you treasure him… and that you take care of him so well that you can tell the world.

C’mon Aileen, don’t leave us now…!

If he has access to the internet, then limiting the women physically close to him will only make him seek out online partners, and that will be harder for you to control.

Does he speak Spanish? You could move to a Cuban community in Florida where, although he would be surrounded by Latina women, he couldn’t chat any of them up.

Haha, this is a good one.
Anyway, I suggest setting up camp deep in the Everglades- you’ll only have gators and snakes to look out for. Watch out though, the female gators get FEISTY!!

In Florida you have a third factor: ratio of teeth to women. Unless that’s what he likes. Take him on a “dry run” to your local Walmart to see if his head turns a bunch.

Alaska is a sausagefest. At least I thought so, but apparently it’s “only” #4. North Dakota here you come! Move to an oil town.
So is China.