Please come to Silicon Valley, you will have your choice of heroic men who will lick your boots for a mere chance to be rejected by such a Goddess as you.
Gotta do it. You are only competing with 1.01759143246 women for your man. The problem is not competing with a whole woman so we can eliminate the 1, but it is competing with the 0.01759143246 woman, and that lady just ain’t right. And you know how some men just love women that are not quite all there. Men meet her, and say “there seems to be something missing” and immediately fall for them.
The hell with Silicon Valley. Come here to scenic (cough) St. Louis, Missouri, dubbed by a city councilman (who clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about) the “Silicon Valley of the Midwest.” And rent’s a lot cheaper. Plenty of courageous, sensitive, spiritual, passionate men to lick your boots and suck your toes, too, while stimulating you to the very core of your soul. Home of Budweiser, too.
What’re you talking about? A hot-looking and obviously-intelligent number like yourself? It’s more like those 34,000 other women should be competing with you!
You know the solution Liz, you’re just too proud to admit it.
You need a fine, intelligent, loving woman to take care of you. To laugh with you, love you, bathe you, to hold you tightly and press her fevered skin against yours under cool sheets as the Colorado wind gently stirs the curtains…
The sooner you admit this to yourself the happier you’ll be.
Hmmm, I like that logic. Taking that line of thought to its conclusion means that there are 34000 women somewhere in Colorado fighting over me. Damn I’ve been wasting line going to bars to meet women, when in reality there is probably a three mile long line of women waiting outside my door.
Techchick, it’s worse than you thought. If we take popularly regarded statistics in mind, 10% of those 1,968,174 men are gay. So that’s 196,817.4 men less for you to choose from. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Techchick - don’t know if this will interest you at all, but…
I have a single male friend in CO, who has been trying to find a mate for years.
Stats: about 48 y/o, fairly tall, very physically fit. Yes, heterosexual. Own’s his own home (or two, can’t remember) into dancing (almost semi pro), biking, hiking,
But Cynical, polygamy is not legal here otherwise you would be my first choice!
Una Said:
But Una, I like men. I like their smell, their arms, their penises…I like men.
RE: other suggestions, I love Colorado and do not wish to live anywhere else, a 48 year old is a little older than I would date – only 2 years younger than my step-mom, etc.
I know what it is, any of the available men that fit my criteria all live in the mountainous areas and that is why I have not met Mr. Semi-Perfect.