Stupid slogans. What's yours?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hospital adminstrators have a knack for coming up with stupid and self-serving hospital slogans. Ever since “Best Care Anywhere” lit up the MAS*H 4077, most hospitals have invented something equally vacuous. The best example is Toronto Sunnybrook Women’s Hospital, which after much thought came up with the unfortunate slogan “We’re open in more ways than one”. The one at my med school was “Together we care, we learn, we discover” which taught patients that they were responsible for the shoddy research done there. Didn’t anyone realize that learning and discovery are the same thing?

SO it’s established most hospitals have a dumb slogan (and I’d like to hear others if you know them). But few doctors do. I need a slogan for whenI go into general practice, one that kicks ass and win my patient’s fear and respect. I’m open to your suggestions. Best I can think of right now is “We’ll take care of you. Get protection from the Godfather of health.”

And isn’t it time you had a personal slogan? Not a motto, not words to live by, but an honest to goodness cheesy expression that means nothing, sounds snappy, and will have the people out there lining up. So what’s your personal corporate slogan?

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If this helps…the slogan of the NYC Police Academy was “Fidelis Ad Mortem.” Faithful unto death. I always used to look at this as I stumbled in to the gym at 7:30 AM. In reality it probably should be the latin equivalent of, “Twenty Years and Out.”

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The chiropractor on the corner has this slogan
“BackNaction.com - It’s Our Name, It’s Our Website”

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“Trying like hell to defeat Slade Gorton since 1998. Trying like hell to keep Slade Gorton from being appointed to the Ninth Circuit since November.”

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“I’m a Uniter, not a Divider”?

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SA Ambulance Service:

“A great ambulance service doesn’t happen by accident.”
Red Cross Blood Bank (Australia):

“Blood Succours”