Clever Slogan for Dentists T-Shirt

In My Humble Opinion
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Hello Dopers,

I thought this would be a great place to get some ideas for a t- shirt I’m trying to design.

I’m currently a first year dental student in the UK and thought it would be a good idea for our class to have some unifying apparel since we will be stuck together for a pretty long time.

So far I have the University crest on the front, left breast and the graduation year on the right breast (or the right sleeve). The only thing I could come up with for the back was “We put the ‘blast’ in odontoblast.” :rolleyes: , which is alright, I guess, but I can see myself in about 6 months time coming up with something even more clever and cheeky and regretting using this slogan.

Now I know there has been a thread before on T-shirt slogans, and I though they were really clever. So I’m looking for something 1. Clever, 2. Exclusive (“what’s an ‘odontoblast’”), 3. slightly nerdy (goes without saying…dentist t-shirt?? please!) and 4. relating somewhat to dentistry.

If there are any dentists out there (who are more creative and imaginative than me) that would be great.

Thanks in advance to any input!

Lep

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I was going to have this printed up on some t-shirts for special visitors and crew on my sailboat. But I suppose a dentist chair applies equally well.

Get in.
Sit down.
Shut up.
Hold on.
:smiley:

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Lovin’ it already!

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Dentists do it with a grinding motion.

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“Dentists do it in your mouth?”

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Depending on how off-color you’re willing to be:

"We’ll never ask you to swallow."

Alternatively, if you can get a graphic artist to do this in a tagger’s font:

"JAWESOME."

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Toothpaste and toothbrush- $x.xx
Dental floss- $x.xx
Mouthwash- $x.xx

Still having all your natural teeth when you’re 65- priceless

  • or -

Not needing to wear dentures when you’re 65- priceless

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“See us before 2:30”

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" Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you. "

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School of Dentistry – It’s a Gas!!

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Toothy Or NotToothy–That Is The Question

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Riffing off Quicksilver:

*Shut Up and Open Wide

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“I got your filling right here”

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Hug a dentist; they’re down in the mouth.

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Overly sexual:
We pull it 'til it stops throbbing.
Poor:
Please smile wider, I’ve got student loans to repay.
Standard American response:
British Dentistry: The other unicorn.
Computer geek:
All your tooth belong to us.

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Sometimes, it’s like pulling teeth…

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D.D.S. All the work of an M.D. without all the nudity.

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“Forget about your teeth…they’ll go away”

“Bite me”

“Expert in Cavity Searches”

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The Dentist Goes Fishing:

Okay, open wide.
This may sting a little.
Now, bite down firmly.
All right, we’re done.

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Without us, you suck.

Scraping. A living.

Putting the try in dentistry.

Drill.
Fill.
Chill.

Mind the gap.

Too drunk for drilling,
too f****d for filling.

(It’s up to you how many of the asterisks you leave in)

The bleeder of the pack.

Smug gums.

(A good graphic designer could do something with the palindrome / mirror image involved here)

No pain, no wage.

Putting the fun back into root canal extraction.

We add a little polish and spit.

We put the y in agony.