Little Shop of Horrors, anyone?
A picture of Orin, alone or captioned with either “Leader of the Plaque” or “I get off on the pain I inflict.”
We do our business in your mouth.
Simple and standard.
Toothy
You have the nicest teeth we’ve come across
On the front:
I plan to work in the NHS…
On the back:
if they’ll pay me Private wages!
FUTURE NHS DENTIST- YOU BETTER BE NICE TO ME!
Weird Al Yancovich parodied the U2 song “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” like this: in his song Cavity Search:
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
“plaque Off!!”
Luke, use the floss.
Well so far I like **Quicksilver’s ** slogan. It 's short, sweet and to the point and with a bit edge. Maybe I should have said that I don’t want them to be *too * nerdy…and don’t be afraid to get a little indecent. Just let the ideas flow…
Can anybody come up with something involing TMJ (temporomandibular joint), since that seems to be an important dentistry topic. Here are some more ideas to start from:
Molars
Occlusion
root canal
injections
bones
braces
enamel
dentine
pulp/pulp chamber…subodontoblastic nerve plexus (the cause of all that pain)
dental instruments…drills, mirror, probe (“we love to probe your cavities”???)
extraction
Keep ‘em comin’ guys! **Quicksilver’s ** the one to beat!
Lep
I saw one once that said:
Drill 'em
Fill 'em
Bill 'em
Such-and-such school of dentistry
With the last line being the name of an actual school, of course. It made me giggle.
“Drill 'em all. Let God sort them out”
If you ever get a school sports team, you could call them The Psycho-Drillers or the Holy Molars.
“Dentists: We know the drill.”
-or-
“We’re ready to fill your cavities.”
Front: Why dental school?
Back: Because the D.D.S. is a crowning achievement!
I’m just mental for [fill-in-the-blank] Dental.
Open wide and say “ah”…
I could use the experience.
Sung to the Monty Python “Camelot” song:
I’m a [insert the school name, but keep it short or abbreviated] dental student
Studying teeth occludent,
Dentin cracked, enamel plaqued,
And aging gums recedent.
I’m a good dental student 'bot;
I cram and cast and drill a lot.
I’m a [insert class year no.; eg., '10] dental student
Taking X-rays where prudent,
Filling ridges, fitting bridges,
And pulling molars emergent.
I’m a good dental student 'bot;
I eat and sleep and slack [or, alternatively, f*ck] a lot!
“The Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth!” :dubious:
That’s the same thing I was thinking of- “the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.”
Is it safe?
I Can Handle The Tooth.
How about:
If you don’t come to my dentist office and spend a lot of money,
You’ll look like Eddie Van Halen!
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I always liked
“You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep”
I *like *this.