Stupid - Suave - Stupid in 3 Easy Steps

Man U has fans? :slight_smile:

Excellent story garius, and the “I love you in moments” bit was pure Barry White Smoothness. Top notch.

And a good thing the boy’s got his priorities straight. It’s a qualifier, dammit! Short of actually playing the Euro Championships (or the World Cup, but hey, not ALL countries make it there :smack: ), it’s the biggest thing. Some women will understand, but most won’t, and those will just have to deal.

Same goes for Formula One races, but let’s not digress.

You know, I see a similar pattern in your Dip game.

Seriously, nicely done… almost. I choked on my ice… I am the Don Mega indeed…
:smiley:

And I did, around eight o’clock this morning. :cool:

Enjoy,
Steven

good plan - there’s never any decent sports on at that time of the morning. :slight_smile:

Well, unless there’s a world cup in Japan! But then, every game has a break for tea and… other activities. :smiley:

Washte came home the other day and mentioned a fella who wanted a really grovelling message on the card.

If you called Interflora, was the person dealing with you an American woman?

no - i always order on the net, its less embarrasing then when you ask them to put “i’m a pathetic excuse for a human being. sorry” on the card.

for the record i’m back in the good books again - but at a price. I had to have lunch with her family.

But can you forgive her for being a Man U fan? That’s really the issue here.

Watching the Arsenal vs Man Utd FA Cup game a few months back whilst lying in bed with a Man Utd fan was definitely a new experience. The relationship survived though - despite my excessive gloating when arsenal won.

But with Arsenal vs Man Utd coming up in about a week - the match that will probably decide who wins the Premiership this season - its certainly going to get interesting. :slight_smile:

I totally agree. And, it’s not like it was even a real sport. It was just soccer, fer cryin’ out loud!

Soccer’s not a sport, it’s a disease that infects the mind.

I guess I can never attend a Dopefest anywhere in Great Britain, now.

I’m very happy that I didn’t read this message before meeting up with y’all earlier today.

Why? That was referring to April 2nd, not the 6th.(keeping mum about that morning ;))

Enjoy,
Steven

<steptoe & son voice>

yew dahty awld man…

</steptoe & son voice>

dammit only the brits are going to get that one

[poor peasant]I’m twenty-seven. I’m twenty-seven, I’m not awld.[/poor peasant]

Enjoy,
Steven
[sub]who is keeping mum about THIS morning too[/sub]

to a wide-eyed and youthful 23yyr old thats positively ancient :wink: