Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Garius and GariGirlfriend are dining in a small Italian Restaurant in Twickenham - Garius’ treat.
This is really good garlic bread i might get some more.
Garius: “So how are your housemates? haven’t seen them in ages.”
GariGirl: “They’re okay. Clare’s got a touch of the flu but Jenny is good. She’s out with Mike tonight.”
This is REALLY good garlic bread i’m definitely going to get more.
Garius: “Cool. How is Mike?”
GariGirl: “He’s good. Do you know they’ve been together over a year now?”
Huh? Why did she bring that up?
Garius: “Oh…um really?”
GariGirl: “Yes. Do you know how long we’ve been together?”
Oh bugger
Garius: “Ha…oh…um…of course i know! its um…”
GariGirl: “Yes!?”
ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap
Garius: “About 3 months???”
GariGirl: “Four months tomorrow”
OH SHT*
GariGirl: “Do you know that Mike got Jenny a card every month for the first year they were together?”
Oh sodding buggery bollocks. buggering buggery pissing arsebiscuits! Mike you are a complete git. I will never EVER buy you a drink again!
GariGirl: “Why haven’t you done that for me?”
I am so fcking screwed…
wait…
Okay brain don’t fail me now…*
Garius: "Listen GariGirl I love you. I love the way you smile, i love the way you laugh, i love the way you play with your hair when you are nervous and i even love the angry sulky face you are giving me right now.
If i were to buy you a card at the times when you were most important to me then i would have to buy you a card every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
I don’t love you in months GariGirl.
I love you in moments."
GariGirl: Silence
GariGirl: blushes
Oh i am so fcking good. I am the Don Mega. I am Barry sodding White and Casa - bloody - nova rolled into one! Quick! do the Bogart thing! She loves that!*
Garius: “Here’s Looking at you kid.”
GariGirl: giggle
I soooooooo rule
GariGirl: “Do you…um…want to come round to my place tomorrow? I’ll cook you dinner…”
Garius: "Ah…I can’t, sorry…
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