We’ve had this thread about sportscasters, but the actual players can come up with some doozies too. Like Pat Angerer, Iowa linebacker, after their heartbreaking loss to Northwestern:
Emphasis mine, of course.
Heard any good doozies lately?
That’s actually a really good way to put it in perspective. Yeah, losing sucks, but not as much as it does for kids his age to be off in Iraq/istan being shot at. He probably has friends over there.
I don’t get how the OP is saying something stupid either per Darth Sensitive’s post.
My contribution is Latrell Sprewell’s “I got a family to feed” contract negotiation tactic.
I always fall back on a classic, Charles Shackleford, former NC State basketball player: “I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I’m amphibious.”