Yup. That’s me. Last 2 days I’ve just been as slick as a melting ice floe.
Yesterday morning, 11:30AM
Beautiful day, bright blue skies, puffy balls of cotton clouds, about 70 something degrees. Just left a client’s house, closed the deal, I’ve made about $700 and it’s not even noon yet. Got the top down, radio on, I’m feeling FINE! Coming up to a light to make a right turn, I notice an identical convertible to my own waiting for the light to change to make a left hand turn. Pulling up next to the two cute girls in the convertable, I flash my 2000 megawatt smile, the one that usually makes women instinctively hand me their panties, and say " Nice car!" The girls giggle, wave and yell “Top, down, baby, it’s the only way to go!” I kick another 500 megawatts into my smile, give them a jaunty wink, and pull away. They’re gonna be talking about this for hours! They are gonna tell all their friends " we saw the most bitchin’ cool guy today"! I’m am a stud muffin! I…SLAM on my brakes to keep from plowing broadside into a minivan proceding thru the (green) light on the cross street. Check the mirror. sigh Who was it that said “always leave them laughing?” I bet he didn’t mean AT you. :rolleyes:
Today, 2:00 PM
Filled up at the gas station. While I’m waiting for the card to go thru, the (again) cute girl behind the register smiles at me and says " Only 1/2 hour more until I can go home"
" Always nice to get off work. Whatcha doing then?," I reply.
“oh, I’m going to bed, I only got 4 hours sleep last night.”
Stiffling the urge to aske her if she’s wants company for that, I instead tell her that I’m heading to RFK to see the DMB concert. She hands me the receipt, I sign and turn away.
" Have fun at the concert." she calles after me.
I turn and flash the 1250 megawatt smile, the one that dosen’t make women go for their underclothing, but usually makes them spontaniously write their phone number on a slip of paper and hand it to me, and call back " Thanks! Have fun in bed!"
Now why are the other people in line staring at me like…oh.
D’OH!
