Submit your risque photos for the calendar HERE

There seems to be considerable interest in the 2004 calendar idea, so I’m officially kicking it off now.

First stop is the Cheesecake Calendar* – we need 12 pics of the ladies and 12 pics of the guys. Step up to the plate, folks!

No actual visible nudity please–naked photos must have the naughty bits covered by strategically placed toasters or something.

Email pictures to opalcat@fathom.org please put SDMB CALENDAR in the email subject line (JUST LIKE THAT) so that my filter will sort it for me. Do not put “here is my picture” or “from the SDMB” or “calendar pics” … put SDMB CALENDAR. I can’t stress how important this is. I get, minimum, 500 emails per day and I rely on my filters heavily. It is very likely that your email will end up in the trash by mistake if you don’t put the proper subject line. Also, be sure to put your SDMB screenname in the email and mention if you have a preference for a particular month.

preferred format is .png but .bmp or high quality .jpg are acceptable

You are free to digitally modify your photo within reason… for example:

Acceptable:

  • clear up acne, scars, moles, cover tattoos
  • remove other people from the image
  • cut out figure and put into different background
  • digitally add elements to the photo (strategically placed fig leaf…)
  • add devil horns
  • apply a sepia filter to age the image

Unacceptable:

  • blur or pixelate out face
  • blur/pixelate out body parts (it’s cheesy. Just put something in front of them if you don’t want them to show.)
  • warp body/face into different shape
  • apply weird filters/textures to body/face
    Please do not use a mask or otherwise create an “artistic edge” to the photos–that will be something that I will do in the end and I want them to all match.

Here is a template to help you: TEMPLATE
Your image should be 2200 x 1650 pixels or as close as you can get.
*we may also do a “snapshots” calendar and/or a “page o flames” calendar.

Umm…Opal, that link is about Sting. And although Sting is all well and good, he’s not a thread about a calendar, now is he?

This might be better.

Hi Opal (I’ve been waiting forever to use that legitimately!)

What’s the deadline on submitting pics? (It’s going to take me until at least Friday to smear enough vaseline on the camera lens. ;))

bouv: thanks :smiley: (looks like I chopped off the final number!)

Deadline… how about the end of October? That doesn’t mean you should wait, people!

You put the vasoline on the camera? It feel so much better on…err, nevermind…

Well, I certainly hope my idea of risque isn’t too…risque. Bumping this because I submitted something. Hi Opal, hehe. I had so much fun finding things to be strategitically placed. Most fun I’ve had with Photoshop for at least a year.

sizzle

Damn! November is going to be a popular month :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Come on ladies! Be adored by dopers for a whole month–get those pictures in!

I should add:

Tequila Mockingbird had a great idea–she submitted a sort of collage of several pics!

OpalCat,

I just sent my offering to your campaign. Try not to laugh…

tee hee!

I hope you’ll make the original submissions available along with your final renditions. I would be quite interested in seeing both the before and after.

I think we have a good January candidate and some others that are not placed yet…

Come on, ladies! Send 'em in!

(Guys, you are next, so get them ready!)

Whoa. I have one picture of me with my shirt off but once I blow it up to that size it looks downright scary.

I have a few rolls of film I need to get developed though so maybe there will be something cool on one of them.

We’ve got several really great pics! Women and men… hot stuff! Ok this is your chance to be admired by thousands! SEND ME YOUR PICS! :smiley:

I don’t know if you can use what I sent but let me know. I can’t get the images to that size for some reason on my computer (sigh). Computers hate me…

Despite the success of EvilCam®, I don’t think the SO wants me posing.

Besides, how could I leave out simon evil? :stuck_out_tongue:

Bumpity, because I sent my pic in.

:wink:

Woohoo!!!
And…

…uh…
dayam! :eek:

Excuse me… I’ll just be over here for a few minutes by myself —>

OpalCat? Can you make my pics work? Get outta that dark corner!Help help help…

Yes, I got your pic Sanguine :slight_smile: Which one is you btw?

The porn store pic, you mean? I am on the left, licking the… err cough … the thing. The adult fim star is in the middle in pink and my co-worker is on the right.

tee hee, tee hee nervous giggle