Cheesecake/Beefcake SDMB 2004 Printable Calendar?

I was thinking it might be kinda cool to have a calendar of SDMB people… It could be like a flirty/cheesecake type thing… maybe one with guys and one with girls. If people don’t want to do the cheesecake thing, then just regular photos…

Depending on how many people send in photos we could have multiple pics each month, sort of a collage. I think it would be fun!

Alternately, we could have a calendar with silly pictures submitted and quotes from the Page O Flames… maybe the pictures could go along with the quotes…

Anyway I’m willing to put it together as a .pdf that you can download and print yourself.

What do you think? Any interest?

OK, but I’ll only pose for one month (maybe February, I don’t want to be greedy), and the nudity must be taseful. And nothing silly like where I’m fixing my car or playing softball naked. Maybe just me reclining on a sofa, or in front of a waterfall, or stepping out of the shower, you know, stuff like that. Kind of artsy, pretty tasteful, and definately HOT! Should sell like mad. You can donate my proceeds, as well as my modelling fee, to charity if you’d like.

Killer idea - count me in.

cheesecake?

This link should help :stuck_out_tongue:

Of course you’re for it. I’ve seen that pic of you sans shirt, and you’re definitely calendar material.

I’m thinking no actual nudity. Just suggestive… like lingerie or naked but behind stuff.

Eonwe: from m-w.com: *2 : a photographic display of shapely and scantily clothed female figures *

Naked but behind stuff

You mean like Austin Powers?

Can I photoshop my pic first?

What if you pixelated a longer and girthier area than you needed to on my pictures? I’d really appreciate that.

Hey I’m down for that, baby!

Now who wants to bite the kielbasa? Yeah, baby! Yeah!

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Can I ask a dumb question?

What’s a guy from the other end of the country doing, linking to my favorite local bakery? That’s bizarre.
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Mmmmm… cheesecake.

IIRC, Eonwe seems to be handy with a camera. Perhaps he can be the Official Cheesecake/Beefcake Photographer ('cept for his own shoot, of course…).

Eonwe for OCCBCP.

:dubious:

100% odd coincidence, nothing more. I Googled images of cheesecake, and picked one that I liked because I thought that it would be funny.

Photoshopping is acceptable, including being creative, though I’d rather the actual person be photoshopped only to remove flaws and stuff (zits, etc). Cutting yourself out and putting in a new background or whatever… that kind of thing would be cool. Or to strategically place things in front of naughty bits.

How about versions with nudity and without? That way those who want to see our fellow Dopers in all their glory get what they want and those who prefer a more modest Doper get what they want. Leaving it totally up to the individual Doper how they want to pose and what they want to show in each version.

What Otto said.

I’m willing to lend Airman out for this endeavor… :wink:

Robin

Well that would require 48 separate photo submissions and 24 people willing to pose nude. Plus the SDMBPTB may not approve of me posting a link to downloadable .pdf files of nekkid people.

I think that scantily clad and nude-with-obstructions is good.

While I wouldn’t threaten anyone with my nudity, I’d definitely be up for it.

Ok, not “up”, geez.

Anyway, great idea, and maybe the posters’ pics can be on their birth months so we don’t forget 'em!

I’ll talk with B about it.