On re-read, that didin’t come out right. I didn’t mean I’d submit a “beefcake” photo. I’m more of a “meatloaf” figure.
That sounds very cute Opal!
I’ll volunteer my services.
Yeah, why not?
For the good of all concerned, I won’t be posting any pictures of myself, naked or otherwise. 
You’re welcome.
I have a nifty Betty Grable-type pin-up of myself from about 20 years ago I’d be happy to submit . . . Now, I look more like one of those Dorothea Lange photos of Depression-era Okies . . .
I ain’t sayin’ I don’t want to see nekkid ladies… It would just might be a little wierd for some of the ladies… ‘course any of you fine ladies feel free to email me some shots… I am also free to judge the “acceptibilty” of any questionable photos (ladies only)…
Shoot… I’d be willing to pay money for one o’ these… help update the hamsters… feed the gerbils and what-not… (as if that were possible)
<Merle Haggard voice>
She’s proud to be an Okie, from Manhattan…
I’m up for it!
(Not literally of course; that would be terribly obscene.)
(On further reading, damn you Max for beating me to the joke!)
Ok well if people want to do this how about we get started?
Send your images to me, preferably as .jpg (use as little compression as possible) or .png files to opalcat@fathom.org. Preferably 8.5" wide at 300dpi (that comes out to 2550 pixels).
Be sure to put your SDMB SCREENNAME in with it because I won’t recognize your email address or yoru real name or whatever. Also tell me if you have a preferred month.
You can edit your photo in photoshop or psp or whatever if you like, but please try to keep the actual body and face “normal” (though you are welcome to touch up any blemishes, etc. Hey, the magazines all airbrush, it’s only fair.)
I can go as high as $25 in change.
OK, I think I might do it…but I am a little self concious about my body, so I think I might be less-than-scantily clad…we’ll see what I can muster.
bouv, we’ll bring the digital camera to Dope-A-Ween3 and see what we can do.
Er…
Oh sure, I read Opal’s first post and did a few “cheesecake” poses. Then I read her second post. So now I’m just feeling stupid and I’ve got to go wash all this cherry pie filling out of my hair.
Cerowyn is my new hero!
Hair? Consider yourself lucky.
You don’t even want to know where my graham cracker crust is.
I don’t know… I really shouldn’t breach my modeling contracts with Armani, Versace, and Abercrombie and Fitch… I’ll let you guys know if I can work something out.
What’s the deadline on this? I need at least four days of diet adjustment/cardio/maintenance reps, plus two five-minute tan sessions…
ahhh, who am I kidding?
Lemme see if I can dig anything up.
I know what this is. This is a plot for Opal to get me out of my clothes. Don’t think I can’t figure things out. And don’t think that a couple of beers is gonna help either, or that naughty movie you’ve been talking about bringing over either. I will however pose behind my Mortal Kombat game if you insist, but I will at least wear my speedos.
Ladies,
If you wish, email me photos of yourself naked and I will use my photoshop skills to make the photo show just how truely beautiful you are. I can clean up damage spots on photos, add soft lighting and add objects to cover your naughty bits.
So just email me naked photos of yourself.
For some reason my photoshop will only rework images of women so sorry doper guys, ladies only.