Cheesecake/Beefcake SDMB 2004 Printable Calendar?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Homophobic software! Whodathunkit? :rolleyes:

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It’s not homophobic. It’s just heterosexual.

43

Zebra, you serious? Or are you just trying to get pics of nekkid doper wimmin?

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I’m very serious.

I’m always serious about pictures of naked women.

Getting pictures of naked women is the most serious subject ever.

45

This is a very nifty idea.

46

I’ve already used my photoshop skills for good as you can see in this other thread.

47

And I have used my skills for eeeevil in the “Me” thread.

For the record, much like Zebra, I too would like to cover any ladies’ naughty parts.

48

I’m noticing a severe overabundance of male dopers jumping in wanting to flash the world, and an…underabundance of females.

Kinda lends credence to the theory that if a woman wants to see a man’s thangie, she merely has to ask him.

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But what if a guy wants to see a guys thangie?
:o :dubious:

50

Ask him!

51

I hope this means dantheman is volunteering…you posted in the thread and all…

Just sayin’

~J

52

I want to see Esprix in this one.

(I’ve got as much Potter as I’m likely to be able to handle in the near future :licks lips: :wink: )

53

Count me in for the G-rated version after all I am someone’s mom. :slight_smile: I sent a pic already. I save my other versions for the dark.:cool:

54

Does this mean it isn’t going to work?

55

I would love to gaze longingly at ladies’ naughty-bits… ummm… I meant photoshop pictures !! I am a pretty dawg-gone good airbrusher/cloner… world-class gawker and ogler.

56

I bet you do, you scamp. :wink:

Oh, no - one can never have too much Potter.

:licks lips - mine, that is, not yours - although licking yours would be fun, too - let’s lick each other’s, and then ask Potter if he wants to join in, how does that sound?:

I’d be up for it, only my Q is allowed to take the picture. :wink:

Esprix

57

Hey dan?

58

I’ll do it, but I need someone to take moodily-lit photos of me after providing professional makeup services.

59

I think B is up for the challenge of finding a pose of mine such that I don’t look like a skinny-ass hose beast … or whatever the horrific term of the day is. Maybe someone who got hit one time too many with a 1920s style death ray.

That is what the kids are saying these days, right? Saying I’m ugly as Og is kinda last season, and making a list and just having it be

  1. I’m
  2. ugy
  3. Hi Opal!

died last year…

60

Hey what?

(sorry, can’t think of anything witty right now… check back in 5 minutes! No wait, 4:30… no wait…)

Hey, does anyone else hear Cartman saying “BeefCAAAAAAAAKE!” in their heads? No? All righty.