Pssst! Sexy dopers! I have a few months left!
I just sent you a photo. It’s not too racy, but it does involve me and a dinosaur…
Oops, I should mention here for those of you who are subscribed to this thread, that January is up: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=232958
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Am I the only one who is suddenly looking forward to seeing the rest of this calendar?
Well, seeing as none of the sexy dopers has volunteered in this thread, lemme see what fizzy and I can get done (with the world’s most favorable lighting, natch, since she doesn’t want in on this).
I would just like to chime in with hearty encouragement for 'punha and fizzy to submit, as punha is hot and even though I’m terribly straight, if I was pretty tipsy I’d totally mack on the fizster, because she is bee-yoo-tee-full. 
Aaannd… considering I got a shiny new digital camera for X-mas, when I get back to school this weekend with the privacy of my dorm room, I may just try my hand at coming up with a non-awful shot and add my extremely ample curves to the calendar, provided there’s a month or two left. Don’t know how well it will go, (or how well it would go over if it does get put up…) but we shall see…
If I get enough submissions, I’ll take it to a male and female version of each month.
You will? Maybe I can try harder to convince fizzy…
[sub]mmmmmmmmmmmmm … ample curves…[/sub]
All sent. I have no idea if they were anything like what you were looking for.
Have sent in mine. Am very naughty! Tee hee hee!
Sending my pic now, although its not very risque. Lots of skin I can do, erotic not so much. I swear to God I channel the spirit of a shy, spinster aunt when taking photos like that.
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Okay, I did it. Sent in my pic. Two actually, in two separate emails, so you can choose which you’d like to use (if you’d like to use them at all), okay, Opal? I’m pretty sure my guitar is the sexier one in the pics… :o
Sent mine to Opal today. Hope she can fix it up for me. My SO, shannablu, has also decided to jump in and will be submitting some professional photos (as soon as I scan them in) she had taken some years ago. I call them her “Playboy” pics. Yowsa.
I was on the verge of sending mine in, but they were so hot that the computer melted. And then the cat–who was standing nearby–caught on fire. And you know how that goes: a cat on fire is a funny thing to see, so I watched him run around a bit before putting him out; but he got too close to the draperies, caught them on fire, and then, well, the house burned down.
So now auntie em says I’m no longer allowed to particpate in these things anymore. It’s too bad, too. They were hot.
So you got any pictures of that?
Excuses, excuses. You know we’ve got pictures of you and auntie em in a pile of pudding, right?
I had a few pics lined up but my agent doesn’t want me sending them to you to add to your calendar. It could damage my image, aparantly…
…would you like an autographed photo instead?
current state of the calendar: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=232958&page=2
Remember when you’re sending in pictures: skin = good 
If you send me a nude photo I will edit it so that yer bits aren’t showing, don’t worry.