Apparently, I have reached such an advanced age that I no longer care if I appear lady-like, hence this thread about farts.
Thanks to a sale on asparagus I ended up eating quite a bit of it over the past few days. I was prepared for the notorious stinky pee but man, the farts are worse and go on for days. You expect cruciferous vegetables to have this result because they already smell like farts even before you eat them.
I regret missing the opportunity to crop dust my S.O. who never misses the chance to fart around me and thinks it’s okay as long as you make a face and say “oops, sorry” every time. I could have had some sweet stinky revenge.
This is mundane and pointless so please feel free to discuss any aspect of farting you wish. The worst/best thing to eat for the most noxious results. The worst/best fart revenge. Indulge in whatever fart-related discussions you wish to have because I believe that inside we’re all a little bit of a 12-year old boy at fart…heart. So go on, let her rip!
I don’t know if some people digest seafood differently than others, but every time I go nuts on shrimp, everything that comes out of me smells like the docks for days.
This actually helps me remember a sweet memory. When my older nephew was between two and three years old he was walking down the sidewalk with my father, his grandfather, who is now deceased. Dad let out a fart but didn’t say anything. Nephew looks up at Grandpa and says *“You’re supposed to say ‘Excuse me’.” * Dad said later “What could I say? He was right1”
Have you ever eaten a cupcake with black icing? Maybe for school colors, or Halloween? It’s actually a blue so dark it looks black. A few hours later, when you pee, don’t be surprised it it’s green.
If you get a Sonic Ocean Water drink, they’re blue in color, and that blue isn’t digestible apparently, causing one to have green poops, and if you’re really lucky, you’ll even have camo ones at the beginning and end.