Wow, nice catch. The abortion stuff doesn’t surprise me but who knew eminent domain could damn you to hell? Or judicial review? Or Federalism? Damn Commie Satanists!
Yeah, that was the first thing I caught in this painting.
/geek
Now that’s funny!
I’m surprised that they don’t put out a place for Him. Because they haven’t met anyone more deserving of His presence.
Does this have anything to do with the White Tree?
Wow. Now, remind me, was it Jefferson or Madison that accused John Calvin of demon worship? (Hyperbolically, but still).
You beat me to it, though a bit of stubble would have made it closer.
This is why the rest of the world hates the U.S.A. 
oh f’in BARF
I came across this earlier, and when I laid eyes upon the title of this thread, I knew that it was going to be about that awful thing.
Let’s see… Susan B. Anthony, Ben Franklin, Dwight Eisenhower… and then Christa McAuliffe? Really?
Really?
Hell, why not Mary Lou Retton, while you’re at it?
How did you find this painting? Did someone email you a link?
It was on the profile of two Facebook friends: one loved it, the other hated it. I’d thought at first it was by the guy who did “Boxer Jesus”, but nope.
Where’s the homo? There should be a homo somewhere.
Where’s Satan- he says Satan is represented but I can’t see 'ol Scratch anywhere!
He says he can’t paint a picture with Martin Luther King Jr. in it as a figure because of “copyright issues”. What?
Blue eyed white American Jesus rules!
I couldn’t make out some of the finer detail after I had projectile vomited all over my monitor. Thanks Sampiro.
He’s the Emperor Palpatine figure in the mid-bottom right, looking over Mr Hollywood’s shoulder.
I think Emperor Palpatine is looking particularly pleased by the number of wayward souls dragged to Hell by the vagaries of the dormant commerce clause. 
I’m worried. The Professor looks like… me.
Edit: but if it were me, the book would be Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene. 
Look carefully he has no fingers, only a flipper like palm with stubs, and more than likely he has no toes. Mommy tried to kill him with jello shots when he was in her belly but Jesus saved him.