Are you sitting on the top step you smug bastard? I’ll bet you are!
but is that his handicap, or the artist’s? :dubious:
Bill Maher showed this portrait on his show tonight with some very funny, if unflattering, comments.
Since Martin Luther King dot Org is a site owned and maintained by a white supremacist organization and it’s perfectly legal I’d have to ask the artist for a cite on this one.
Anybody else getting a “Chick Tract” vibe from it?
I think this might shed some light on the matter.
That’s all I can come up with.
The guy with the red sash is Jewish.
My question is why all those soldiers and a F16 pilot (presumedly Air Force) but no members of the Navy or Marine Corps?
There’s a Marine.
carnivorous–too funny!
This guy’s website is funny. Among other things, he lashes out at “progressive” and “modern” art movements, and considers himself an impressionist of some obscure French school of painting from the 19th century.
I also found this gem, which is not quite as good as the one in the OP, but will do in a pinch: http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=319#. It’s basically a mish-mash of soldiers from every period in history, ever (including but not limited to “viking” and “female Israeli”) bowing down before Jesus. My favorite little bit of ethnocentrism is in the fact that the arab and palestenian are depicted as soldiers in what I understand to be everyday garb, while most of the others are in fancy warrior uniform of some kind. Good times.
How come the Confederate soldier looks like a homey? Even his cap is askew. 
This guy is a piece of work. I really like the blurbs under the pics, too. If only Rembrandt or Matisse had had this kind of PR…
I love how the Nazi is all D: at the sight of Jesus.
Obviously because the Navy is all about Sodomy, alcoholism, and S&M or some such.
My theory as to why an F-16 pilot is because, deep down, fighter pilots are closest to God, at least according to this guy’s painting.
Also, the Modern Soldier’s rank insignia is wrong. There is no rank with two chevrons and one rocker. Surprisingly enough, he did know which way the American flag points on the Army uniform, though I doubt that he knows why.
The Professor tries to put himself at the same level of Christ by sitting on the top step, yet there is no problem with everybody else in the room standing on that step literally at the same level with Jesus?
And of course some stars shine more brightly than others. Texas is presumably the brightest one and Oklahoma the dimmest. Not for any religious reason, but just because Oklahoma is a black hole from which it is difficult to escape.
And I’ve never in my entire life heard anything about the folded flag representing “In God We Trust”, be it from George Washington or otherwise.
Eh…needs more polar bears.
Nah, then my beloved Arkansas would be 47th at everything, instead of 48th behind Mississippi and West Virginia.
What’s the difference between God and a fighter pilot? God doesn’t think He is a pilot.
Guess he’s not a Warhol fan then.
Oh god, the guy from Vietnam is wearing his “O” face! Well, either that or he’s singing show tunes.
(Reads “About the Artist”) Wait…aren’t Barbizon schools for modeling?
This guy is the Thomas Kincade of Jebuses.
God can pull more g’s, plus god’s bombs are really smart.